There Are Not Enough Sexy Drawings Of Cryptids. Where Is The Loveland Frogman With Abs? Where Is The

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

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9 months ago

Been very into Phineas and Ferb recently for reasons that are too complicated to explain, here’s a random screenshot redraw:

Been Very Into Phineas And Ferb Recently For Reasons That Are Too Complicated To Explain, Here’s A

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1 year ago

So fun fact when I was a kid my mom decided I wasn’t active enough. So she bought me absurdly expensive running shoes I did not ask for, dragged me out in the below freezing east coast weather, and started me on this “couch potato to 5k” challenge.

Every day after school, we ran. First it was 5 minutes a day, then 7, then 10… you get the gist. I think after 2 months we were running about an hour every day. By the time I quit running when I was 10, my mom and I had run 3 5ks together over the span of a little over a year.

A little after stopped running, I noticed some pain in my right knee. It got a little bit worse, and a little bit worse, and a little bit worse… and then five years later, when it had gotten to the point where I couldn’t pay attention in geography class because I was in constant pain from having to sit all day, I finally went to the doctor.

They told me the cartilage under my kneecap was worn down from overuse. It’s called chondromalacia patellae—also known as “runners knee.”

The thing is: When we were in races, and I was overwhelmed, I told my mom I wanted to stop. I told her I was in pain and I needed to slow down. I told her I didn’t like running.

And you know what she said to me?

“Suck it up.”

And I’m not saying “don’t tell your kids to exercise.” Your kids SHOULD exercise—not because of any bullshit weight reason or anything, but because they’re kids, and it’s good for them. Good for their bones, or whatever.

And I’m not saying “don’t exercise WITH your kids” either, because again, they should be exercising a little. And if you being there helps them stay motivated, that’s great.

What I am saying is: Listen to your kids. Trust that they know their own limits better than you do. Even if you think that they’re being over dramatic, or whiny, or whatever—don’t take the chance.

I’m 20 years old now. My knee still hurts. I have a whole suite of other, unrelated chronic conditions that would be improved if I exercised more. And I try to, I really do. But it’s kind of hard to do squats when just one makes your knee feel like it’s on fire for the rest of the week.

Listen. To. Your. Kids.


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2 years ago

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

1 year ago

@justplaystupid said separate YouTube playlist with the songs too which is a very good alternative. As long as I can jam out to the gay oars while I brush my teeth every morning, I’m happy.

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.


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1 year ago

Been playing Ring Fit adventure and this tooltip is so funny to me

Been Playing Ring Fit Adventure And This Tooltip Is So Funny To Me

Me: What exercise advice will you give me today, Ring Fit? Maybe something about staying hydrated? The importance of good posture? Listening to your body to avoid pushing yourself too far?

Ring Fit Adventure: Hey, you ever worry about getting too MONSTROUSLY JACKED????


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1 year ago

Yo I tried a new anti-inflammatory for my joint pain and it works AWESOME

unfortunately it is also making me EXTREMELY DEPRESSED so I am going to have to stop taking it immediately

yaaaaaaay :)


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1 year ago

In my Toby Fox era where I get really into pixel art and start daydreaming about making my own video game

In My Toby Fox Era Where I Get Really Into Pixel Art And Start Daydreaming About Making My Own Video

(Pretend you don’t see those random color swatches, I don’t feel like going in and erasing them)

Also I have yet to come up with a name for her so feel free to throw some at me👏👏


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