Of Course Just Mention Me Or Something

Oh I know that anime

A lazy prince is suddenly thrust into power, he constantly tries to push his work on to others or find ways to get out of working but his laziness is continually misconstrued into genius and revolutionary ideas.

That scene where Charlie slimecicle rips into quackity telling him he’s a bad person and a bad friend reminds me of that scene from she ra where scorpia rips into catra for the exact same thing except the she ra version does not end with murder because the dsmp is not against going there 

On one of the many misadventure the bad boys had while they were traveling jimmy was taken by a cyclops. Joel wanted to run in and send the cyclops back to Tartarus on the spot but grian didn’t feel like dying that day and thought that it would be a better idea for him to distract the cyclops. so it was decided when the cyclops was busy with grian joel could sneak past and grab jimmy so they could all leave without being maimed.

And So it began grian put on a dress and for the rest of the rescue mission told Joel to only refer to him as Ariana Griande (he didn’t need to do this)

The two separated joel snuck towards jimmy while Ariana Griande taunted the cyclops into following him somewhere else but unfortunately Ariana Griande ran into a wall literally 

Fortunately there happened to be a hunter of Artemis nearby named Pearl. She helped the demigod by killing the cyclops that had cornered him. after the bad boys regrouped and things calmed down they got to talking she was a bit behind the times and didn’t get the reference so she tried to recruit Ariana Griande but when she found out the truth she backed off 

they left on good terms and it was during this enlightening conversation that the bad boys found out why they were being hunted by monsters nobody else could see and that they were demigods

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

the only positive memory pearl has from when she was young that didn’t involve her family was of a janitor that gave her information about the outside world because of the janitor she knew that there was a world beyond the cruel lab one with good people

The janitor gave pearl hope of a better future unfortunately because of what the lady did the scientist had her killed

even if the memory is a bitter sweet one looking back she knew it was important that she held onto that information so to make sure she didn’t forget she named herself after the piece of jewelry the janitor had on which had a pearl on it

she is still to this day grateful for what the janitor did and because of her she decided if they ever got to a point where it was an option for them to get jobs she would want to have a job as a cleaning lady

Mcyt pony au jimmy

Jimmy is a part of the Apple family and is named goldrush apple (its real)

his mark is a canary/golden colored apple that is sliced down the middle with a core shaped like a star symbolizing his deep seeded want for respect and his willingness to tear himself apart to get it

potential color schemes

@cheerioskid and @crowswithhorns and @fence-time

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

I just realized the taxidermy harpy Jimmy design could be made even more interesting if his mouth was stitched shut and had buttons for eyes like a creepy doll as a reference to the jimmy is a listener/watcher headcanons 

Jimmy has been drawn as a canary hybrid and a cod hybrid and a toy but what if he was all three 

He’s a taxidermied harpy he has gills and wings and an alluring voice and is covered with the type of stitches you’d see an a doll

It’s a creepy visual I know but I think it’s interesting and manages to fit the three main hybrids he is known for 

Pirate smp boatem ghosts headcanon

So I saw a really cool headcanon about how the boatem crew (minus scar) are vengeful ghosts because scar just took their money and ran as the boat he crashed sank with them on it.

It’s a great way to fit them into the pirate smp And I think it can go in so many different direction’s like horror or angst or comedy. Now I love comedy but angst is what I do best so I have an idea

The beginning is the same It starts out as a normal day on the jelly when it suddenly crashes and grian falls from the crows nest onto the hard wooden floor below

When pearl and impulse get closer to help him they get pushed off the boat into the ocean and After they fall into the water Impulse gets eaten by a shark and pearl gets stuck under the boat and drowns

  @foop204 designs are great but I have an idea that is different for mumbo

 mumbo was actually down in the hull when it happened and ran straight up to the deck arriving just in time to watch pearl and impulse fall overboard 

he then rushed to get rope so he could pull them up but scar snuck up behind him and literally stabbed him in the back then he was left to die of blood loss 

Might not be as flashy and creepy but his ghost still has the sword stabbing him long after his untimely death

Now they are all ghost and they have different ways they act as a result of the betrayal 

Because as stagnant spirits they are forever stuck feeling what ever they were feeling before they died but turned up to 11. 

In other words They are the remnants of the dead boatem crew only snap shots of their final moments

Grian is full of rage because he like the others thought scar was a friend but more so than the others he wants revenge

Pearl is a tearful mess when she swam up for air only to feel the bottom of the boat she felt despair because she knew she wouldn’t make it 

Impulse is constantly jumpy and panicked because he saw a hole dang shark swimming right towards him(it’s an understandable reaction )

Mumbo feels empty and hopeless because his death was a lengthy one he was hurt at first but by the time he died he was just tired and done with everything

It’s pretty dark but the concept is already pretty dark 

Inspired by @ommmmara @applestruda and @foop204