In Which Kakashi Is A Badass Cop, Obito Is An Environmentally-friendly Reformed Terrorist, And ‘can

you know what i need??? more myth and superstition in scifi.

give me starship captains like the sailors of old, weathered and wary of the vast beast that is deep space, who religiously keep their own personal traditions and rituals to appease her and guide their ships safely through her vast depths.

give me wide-eyed ensigns eagerly drinking in tales of great creatures of the void, space whales and other more malevolent leviathans, dismissed as tall tales by more cynical cadets who only trust the sense of their own eyes.

give me whispered accounts of ghost vessels, lost long ago in great battles across the universe, populated by a literal skeleton crew.

give me a space bermuda triangle.

give me a universe as cold and unfathomable as the ocean, and no less mysterious and forboding.

Did I meme right?

RocoEn Tiny Playlist

Giant Woman

The Jam Song

Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart

“On occasion, the Force allows us to connect with another living being and communicate with them across great distances, seeing what they see and feeling what they feel.  Though this may seem like a harmless–and perhaps even valuable–ability, it is easily manipulated by those on the dark side.  Some powerful Force users have been able to create secret bonds with others who are unaware of their connection.  They then use those bonds to corrupt their target and steer their actions.  Even if the unwanted bond is detected, it can still be extremely difficult to break.”  –Luke Skywalker, Secrets of the Jedi Hey, do you want some creepy Force horror?  Apparently dark siders can create a bond with someone without them even knowing and use it to corrupt their target and steer their actions, and even if you detect the bond, it can still be difficult to break. THANKS, STAR WARS, THAT’S TERRIFYING, I LOVE IT. It’s interesting, because the prequels Jedi didn’t really seem to have a problem with it, there are multiple examples of bonds and potential bonds, where they seem to have their shit under control and can deal with it when it might become dangerous, but Luke’s point of view on them seems much more wary, which makes sense when you consider what happened with Ben and Snoke. But just that it’s at all possible is terrifying!  It’s probably moreso for people who aren’t Force-sensitive, rather than those who are trained and have a solid mental foundation in the Force, but the idea of, say, being able to manipulate someone without them even knowing you’re in their head, being able to steer their actions without them knowing it, that even once they’re aware of you, it’s hard as hell to get you out of their head, THAT’S THE PSYCHIC FORCE HORROR STUFF I’M TALKING ABOUT. I mean, just think how hard it would have been for Anakin to get Palpatine’s connection out of his head, that of course Palpatine would have quietly and sneakily put little suggestions here and there.  Never too much, because Anakin was so strong in the Force and he had the help of all the Jedi if Sidious was ever detected, but how easy would it have been for Palpatine to hide in amongst Anakin’s already terrified thoughts?  That the source of those unexamined fears was still Anakin himself, it has always been Anakin that’s the source, but that Palpatine would sneak a bond onto him, that Anakin would be too afraid to examine his own mind and his own fears, so it’s just that little extra push that makes it all the worse? THE FORCE IS TERRIFYING, OKAY.

Boudica: Mordred, I have to ask- why are you so obsessed with your father?

Mordred: What's that suppose to mean?

Boudica: Well, your father clearly doesn't care for you so surely it would be better to move on. After all, you have a mother don't you?

Mordred: Yeah. what of her?

Boudica (a loving mother): I mean, surely she must care about you?

Mordred: Bwahahaha!

Boudica: Did...I make a joke?

Mordred: Yeah you must have! Who'd honestly say mothers give two shits about their kids?

Boudica: Sir Mordred!

Mordred: Wha?

Boudica: How could you say such a thing? What mother wouldn't care for their children?

Mordred: What mother would care?

Boudica: Mordred, you must be mistaken. Surely your mother cared for you at some point. Just think back. How about when she celebrated your birthday?

Mordred: Birthday? What's that?

Boudica: Well...what about when you were sick?

Mordred: She'd shove some kind of painful potion down my throat to expel the disease.

Boudica: Then, what about your training?

Mordred: She gave me a sword, threw giant animated statues at me and said 'Either kill these or die.'

Boudica: But, she must have at least cooked food for you.

Mordred: I ate nothing but shitty bread and lumpy mashed potatoes my whole childhood and my last memory of her meals was her poisoning me.

Boudica: *mouth agap* What...

Mordred: Can I go now?

They over shot their mini storm and made it a whole ass hurricane 

Awesome

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I’m in the middle of watching Citadel Rescue (03x20) and can we just give a hand to the clone who got to ride Obi-Wan Kenobi. Henceforth he shall be known as Rhyder, since he wasn’t given a name. I’m pretty sure Rhyder survived, and I like to think that this moment gave him bragging rights for the rest of his life.

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Imagine him bragging about it...to poor Commander Cody!!!

Someone suggest this and I like it so here it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Darius: He's eliminating witnesses.

Aaron: If he's eliminating witnesses, why are Tori and I still alive?

Kai: You're not worth eliminating.

Tori and Aaron: We are so worth eliminating!