Are You Feeling Kind Of Down Right Now? It’s Not Your Fault That You Forgot What Baby Cheetahs Look

I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

Writing is hard... I’m probably overthinking the piece I’m working on, but I don’t know how people will respond to stuff. (Or even how people like my writing itself.)

But I’ll persevere! I have Halloween stuff to do and post for tomorrow! I can’t let my mind get in the way of that :3

naturally, instead of doing homework, i spent an hour making this english major alignment chart. tag yourself!

Reblog if this is your 1st Halloween on Tumblr

This is the money Lin Reblog for good luck and wealth! 💕

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

here’s your medicinal dose of Virgil laughing because we all need that boy