Would That Help My Back?

Sorry, extra anger was added and I needed to reblog again, I'll just repeat myself with more anger: Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too, multitrillionaire undeserving, arrogant, ignorant, my little cousins are looking over my shoulder and I will not say the word I am thinking-)

I don't like being advertised at

I'M NEURODIVERGENT TOO I KNOW THINGS PETER'S AUTISTIC AND DOESN'T LIKE IT TONY'S AUTISTIC AND WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR

Tony goes on educational kids shoes (Elmo, Sid the science kid, Bill Nye, Odd squad, Wild Kratts, Magic School Bus, School house rock, little Einsteins, Octonauts, Mister Roger's neighborhood, blues clues, you name it (probably Bluey or stuff that's rarely educational because he wanted to know why people of so many ages love it) as real or animated version of himself and given them all enough money to run for decades to come, and teaches them about one of like three things

autism (probably like Elmo or Bluey, stuff like that (top priority))

or whatever else

Peter watches said kids shows just to see Tony

Irondad Prompt #226:

Peter hides his stim toys when he enters Tony’s lab. His mentor can’t see him playing with a fidget cube. He’ll think he’s distracted or childish! Peter can’t have that!

Tony has a small box of stim toys he keeps in his lab. Stress balls, fidget spinners, Iron Man squishies he’s collected over the years. He has to fidget. Active hands equal an active mind.

saving this for later

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Crisis or circus?

I just found out the pants I bought don't have any pockets. My life is a circus

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

why is

Banana Bread

spelt in blue and not orange

also yes

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

No because I can actually picture this perfectly (Tadashi shows the video to literally everyone)

in which hiro gets his wisdom teeth removed:

and tadashi didn’t die

tadashi just records the whole thing for blackmail

hiro after anaesthesia is the funniest fucking thing ever

at first he’s just sobbing his eyes out, totally, totally confused

and tadashi, knowing his brother is literally fine, just rips the piss into him the whole time

he’s like “hiro, hiro, who do you love the most?”

and hiro, bawling hysterically, is just like “my-my big brother-” like, SOBBING

aunt cass is like omg tadashi lay off of him !! but tadashi’s just like absolutely not ma’am this is GOLD

hiro talks smack shit about robotics and starts going on tangents during his crying stage because he’s trying to convince himself he’s still a genius

and he’s barely coherent with all the gauze in his mouth so the fact that he’s struggling to talk makes him even more upset

tadashi just fires the dumbest questions at him to confuse him even more which leads to more crying and they just keep repeating the same cycle the entire time they’re in the hospital

he fully vlogs the whole thing, giving the phone to aunt cass when he needs to help hiro in/out of the car or just to transport him literally anywhere

hiro thanks all the nurses and doctors like a trillion times before he leaves even though he’s still sobbing

when they get him settled in the car he finally calms down and then just does a complete 180 and laughs the entire time

they stop for ice cream and tadashi runs into a gas station to grab a pack of gummy bears to throw on top which is basically pointless because hiro barely manages to eat them anyway

hiro drops a fun fact about every single thing they see and keeps returning to the same topic every once in a while and each time he brings it up again tadashi and aunt cass lose it

he goes on a big long ramble about mochi and how he’s such a great cat except he isn’t because he doesn’t really do his job and he keeps at it for so long

then he reverts back to the genius thing and he’s like “it’s so cool i’m this smart like i could’ve just been not this smart but i’m actually just so smart”

tadashi pisses himself each time and just keeps winding him up

when they get back to the cafe they settle hiro on the couch with blankets and tadashi lies beside him to keep him company

hiro naps then for the rest of the afternoon and wakes up in the evening still sort of groggy but most of it has worn off so he’s just like bruh

all in all 5/10 experience for hiro and a solid 12/10 for tadashi & aunt cass

why light mode you monster

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

Who was this for? i know it wasn't me

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it! today is gonna be great

things will get DONE,

you will feel JOYOUS,

buckle up bucko! it's happening

why must you hurt me

Tony, a professor after the snap, who really enjoys sneaking mentions of avengers inside jokes into his lectures, knowing damn well none of his students will notice because they don’t know the team.

Peter parker, post-spell. enrolling in tony’s class out of a sheer need for a familiar face. and finding out just how much tony actually cares for his teammates as he weaves inside jokes and mentions of them into his lectures. Tony doesn’t know peter. Tony doesn’t know peter notices. But peter does, and it stings that tony never once mentions him in the lectures