Can Someone Make A Mlm Version? I Need It For Reasons-

sometimes I use words and I don't actually know if they exist but then find out that it's like old english and I sounded smart

UNCLE RICKKKKKK

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

I'm gonna be the BEST DAD

I can't wait to be a dad.

Honestly this helped, my back was hurting so bad

comfort check

if you're sitting in a chair or laying in a bed this is a reminder to get comfy. sometimes when I sit in the chair I just sit in it but I don't really get comfy. I think this is a niche thing to remind people about but being comfy is really nice

where tf do you live

you're cute and it's tuesday

why must you hurt me

Tony, a professor after the snap, who really enjoys sneaking mentions of avengers inside jokes into his lectures, knowing damn well none of his students will notice because they don’t know the team.

Peter parker, post-spell. enrolling in tony’s class out of a sheer need for a familiar face. and finding out just how much tony actually cares for his teammates as he weaves inside jokes and mentions of them into his lectures. Tony doesn’t know peter. Tony doesn’t know peter notices. But peter does, and it stings that tony never once mentions him in the lectures

Lay on the floor groaning (also not tucked in)

what would you do if I were in front of you right now (not tucked in) and I'm sleepy and laying down (I'm not tucked in) what would you do in that situation

I'M NEURODIVERGENT TOO I KNOW THINGS PETER'S AUTISTIC AND DOESN'T LIKE IT TONY'S AUTISTIC AND WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR

Tony goes on educational kids shoes (Elmo, Sid the science kid, Bill Nye, Odd squad, Wild Kratts, Magic School Bus, School house rock, little Einsteins, Octonauts, Mister Roger's neighborhood, blues clues, you name it (probably Bluey or stuff that's rarely educational because he wanted to know why people of so many ages love it) as real or animated version of himself and given them all enough money to run for decades to come, and teaches them about one of like three things

autism (probably like Elmo or Bluey, stuff like that (top priority))

or whatever else

Peter watches said kids shows just to see Tony

Irondad Prompt #226:

Peter hides his stim toys when he enters Tony’s lab. His mentor can’t see him playing with a fidget cube. He’ll think he’s distracted or childish! Peter can’t have that!

Tony has a small box of stim toys he keeps in his lab. Stress balls, fidget spinners, Iron Man squishies he’s collected over the years. He has to fidget. Active hands equal an active mind.

I wish I could be badass but I get scared at check out

"Oh showers in the dark are so sensory/I don't hav to look at my body" DO YOU NOT GET SCARED A DEMON IS GONNA FIND YOU????