Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship

*lance was lying down after eating two boxes of chicken nuggets. He let out a yawn and stretches.* "....... I'm so bored!" He screamed out to the sky before starting to walk in circles "my other servants should have been here by now.....at least my jester should have been here..... " He sighed before smirking "it's been a long while since I've had a good fight, I'm allowing anyone to pick a fight with me." He said"I'm welcoming all challenges!"

I got Rockruff

Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"

The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"

This is a description of what Lance looks like.

Name:lance

Gender:male

Pokemon: glaceon

Fur color: deeply dark blue

Eye color: Bright blue eyes

Features: has a scar on his left arm, wears a cute green scarf tied in a bow, he wears a ice crown that he made for himself as he claims himself to be king of the snow.

Personality: arragent, cocky, rude, and can come off as a bit of an aßs, but if he sees someone is really upset he will be kind and try to talk them through what upsets them, his personality change is because he believes a good king should be there for his subjects.

Name: pepper

Pokemon: Flareon

Fur color: red with a black collar

Eye color: yellow

Features: she has a scar on her back leg from a battle when she was a eevee. She also wears a bandana on her tail to look unique.

Personality: aggressive, self-centered, narcissistic, possessive, once in a relationship she will believe her partner belongs to her permanently. She is very abusive towards her mates.

To Lance: Anyone you know that can help you? Friends? Family?

Lance: I have seen a human female walking around near here.... Should I see if she'll help me?

King Lance, do you have any Flareon friends coming to your kingdom? Because there was one looking to pay you a visit soon.

Lance: Flareon? No, I don't have any..... Wait did you say one is heading here.... I need to get moving!

*a Flareon walks through the snowy mountain mumbling angrily and shaking from his cold.* ???: I.... I'm going to kill him when I find him...."

*Flareon available for questions*

PERIOD 💅💅💅

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”