Requested by Anonymous
“Come on, then! Hit me!”
“Your stance is all wrong.”
“Am I doing this right?”
“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
“Get down and give me 20!”
“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”
“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!”
“Nice punch! Now do it again!”
“You won’t hurt me, I promise.”
“My grip feels off…”
“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?”
“I don’t want to hurt you…”
“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.”
“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”
“Here, you put your feet like this…”
“Relax. I’m trying to help.”
“Can you teach me how to __?”
“God, we stink.”
“Are you doing okay?”
“Are you alright?”
“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?”
“Come on! Another round!”
“You can win this time!”
“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!”
“What are you doing up at this hour?”
“Where did you get that bruise?”
“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”
To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?
???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.
My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.
Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
Does this please you?
(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.
the suffering never ends
October can’t come soon enough
"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr
Ask box is open
Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
Hey Lance, are you looking to have a Bishōnen ninja boy as one of your special...."servant"?
Lance: of course, anyone is allowed to be my servants, be they pokemon or human, as long as they follow my orders
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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