Do You Have Fleas?

Do you have fleas?

Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.

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7 months ago

October can’t come soon enough

8 months ago

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

2 years ago

Hey Yumi? That Glaceon over there needs your help. They kinda made a powerful mon mad, and they're running from them.

Yumi: oh is that what he needs help with? Well I can keep him here.... But if there's a battle I can't help. I'm not a battler


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3 years ago

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

2 years ago

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2 years ago

(nothing much, what's up with you?)

Hi

(Hello)

2 years ago

Lance, you best get to steppin' NOW!

(the glaceon looks visibly terrified and panicked) lance: I know! I just need to think about where to go!.... She's going to keep finding me....


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4 years ago

Yakko Warner meets Invader Zim

From Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons podcast

4 years ago

"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr

Ask box is open

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