Who Was Gonna Tell Me That Quark Quite Literally Propositioned Himself To Odo During Their First Ever

I just know that the first time Dean and Cas take a nap together (Cas suggested it even though he doesn’t sleep because he can feel the exhaustion radiating off of Dean) that the second that Dean lays his head down against Castiel’s chest and feels Cas’s arms wrap around him and closes his eyes he blacks out! That old man is tired! Let 👏 Him 👏 Sleep👏

He sleeps for a total 4 days and 12 hours, Cas counts every second and may be using some of his angel grace to keep Dean asleep. Cas himself doesn’t even try to sleep, he’s content just watching Dean snooze :)

It's all well and good to assume that Cas doesn't show Dean his true form because he thinks it'll scare him.

But I propose, Cas doesn't show Dean his true form because Dean is very proud of the fact that he's taller than Cas, (Half an inch still counts Sam!) and he regularly teases Cas about being short and Cas just doesn't want to take that away from Dean.

This eventually leads to a moment where Cas does show Dean his true form and Dean just stays silent during the interaction and a miscommunication trope happens because Cas thinks he's scared Dean :(

But in reality, Dean is flustered as hell and is trying to find the right words to tell Cas that he looks super cool/epic/hot in a totally #NoHomo bro type of way.

Need to see more fics where Spock finds out about Kirk’s terrible childhood and is just dumbfounded.

In Vulcan society the idea of inflicting physical abuse upon one’s child is unheard of. Utterly illogical. So after Spock learns about Kirk's shitty stepfather, he has a crisis trying to comprehend the idea that a parent would hurt a child and also that someone would hurt his husband. From then on anytime Jim makes a joke about his abuse he notices that Spock tenses and gets angry and he's just like "???" and then later in the quiet of their quarters Spock just softly tells him that he'd murder Kirk's stepfather if he ever came across him. Kirk is half freaked-out, half touched at the sentiment.

I think this also goes for any other Vulcans hearing the idea of child abuse, if they were to overhear a conversation between humans being like “Yeah I remember when I broke the screen of my Dad’s new tv and he hit me so hard I think I blacked out haha” “that’s nothing compared to the time I told my mother to her face that I hated her cooking, she brought out the chancla on my ass lol” the Vulcans would just be downright horrified and spread this news back to other Vulcans about how savage some human parents can truly be and soon enough any human who mentions any type of violence in their childhood is receiving the highest level of comfort Vulcans can offer to a stranger: A hand to the shoulder and intense eye contact 😐🖖

*Crashes through your fucking window* MIDAM HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE INSOMNIA!!!!🤘🤘🤘 (Warning: Some Nsfw)

Michael LOVES roughhousing as a form of showing love because it reminds him of how he used to play fight in heaven with his siblings, when he did it with Adam for the first time and knocked him onto the floor he was scared because he thought that Adam would be scared of him but Adam just smiled and laughed and he was ecstatic!

Adam’s a cuddler. My personal take is that neither of them start out cuddling, they’ll go to bed a comfortable distance away each other but still close enough to know that the other one is there (Abandonment issues) (Maybe there like facing each other?) And then by morning Adam is completely on top of Michael, borderline smothering him with his limbs octopus style. Meanwhile Michael just stays stiff as a board repeating Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up DON'T FUCKING- Over and over again in his head as Adam just tucks and nuzzles his face into his neck

Michael never understood the concept of human pleasure. Or more specifically how it felt. He only knew how it was supposed to happen cause that’s all he had been taught and of course during his ‘high and mighty’ days he would never want to watch the earth monkeys go at it, so he just didn’t care. That is until he focused on Adam’s pleasure. I personally believe that they had their whole soul-sex thing going on for a while but at one point Adam asked Michael if they could try it the human way, obviously Michael said yes and he tends to all of Adam needs immediately. But about halfway through Michael notices an overload of hormones in Adam brain and so he’s like “Adam? are you okay?” And Adam just lifts his head with the most Lust-filled zoned-out half-lidded eyes and is like “…huh?” While panting heavily. Michael now understands human pleasure.

Michael is obviously very protective of Adam. I mean he offers to smite anyone that bumps into Adam too harshly on the street. But he's especially protective around other beings that aren't human and could potentially do serious harm to Adam (Demons, other angels, etc.) This all comes to a head when Adam tags along for one of Michael's meetings in heaven. They decided that Adam would look around while Michael did his work and when his meeting was over he'd come find Adam and take them both home. Michael hadn't given a second thought because its Heaven, its his Home, of course Adam would be safe. But when Michael was finished and went searching for Adam he saw a group of younger angels - who had never visited earth and rarely seen humans - holding Adam upside down and prodding him with their wings and limbs while Adam looked visibly uncomfortable but obviously wasn't able to stop the giant angels. Michael R A G E D and seized Adam back as he basically screamed at the group of angels leaving them shaking and cowering behind their primary feathers, all that stopped him from smiting them was the fact that Adam pulled on his feathers and asked to go home, and of course Michael supplied. So, its a pretty well known fact amongst all angels that when the prince of heaven returns with his human that you - under absolutely no circumstances - go anywhere near Adam, not that Michael would ever let you considering he now holds Adam tightly to himself with a minimum of 17 eyes watching him at all times.

They binge watch terrible medical shows with vastly different opinions, Adam finds it fun to point out the medical inaccuracies and laugh at the stupid drama while Michael finds it horrifying as he learns about how many terrifying diseases humans can develop, his grace hold onto Adam a little tighter than usual when they watch, the only reason he keeps watching is because Adam enjoys it and he can't say no to those eyes.

Michael gets lost in pleasure when he and Adam are intimate and he sometimes snarls and growls deep and all angel like. He trys not to because it might freak out Adam. It does freak out Adam, but in a good way :)

Gabriel has Michael's number saved as 'Adam's Wife'.

Don't test me, i'll write a fic i swear

i feel like we dont talk about how adam can ACTUALLY SEE angel true forms. like THATS SO COOL. SAM AND DEAN WERE MEANT TO BE VESSELS TO FRICKING ARCHANGELS AND THEY CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BABY ANGEL LIKE CASTIEL (sorry cas i still love u)

people need to write or talk abt that more imo.

the cat gets like heart cancer or some shit and the vet says that he has to put it down and Adam begs Michael to heal the cat but Michael is all grumpy and jealous like ">:( No." but then for the next week Adam is juts really sad and gloomy and nothing cheers him up, so Michael begrudgingly fixes the cat but tells the cat that night while Adam is asleep like "Don't think this means i like you" and the cat just meows at him while cuddling under Adam's chin.

okay but like. IF adam picked up a cat while michael was gone. like he took in a stray cat or something and michael comes back and it's just Always Around. WOULD michael get a little put out by it. WOULD he see the cat sitting in adam's lap in the evenings purring like a maniac while adam scratches his head and think. well. hm. not a fan of this. because he's had adam's full undivided attention for one thousand years and now all of a sudden adam is carrying this little dude around and letting it sleep in his bed with him at night and the cat can TELL when adam and michael switch control and it doesn't LIKE michael because he isn't human. adam voice michael please stop staring down the cat. cat please stop staring down the archangel

Sam should’ve had more moments where he shows off his lawyer knowledge.

Like he went to collage/University, he studied, he took the exams and tests let him show off his knowledge!

Let 👏 Him 👏 Geek 👏 Out👏

Just randomly in the middle of a conversation he dumps info about the law and Dean’s taken aback for a second but then is like “Shit, sorry forgot you went to school…”

For the public's consideration:

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