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Grown women who mock 10-year-old girls on tiktok for using too much makeup and skincare are so ironic and painful to watch.

Acting like these girls didn’t get their ideas from you. They were listening when you were telling them how you should start your retinol treatment as young as you can. They were listening when you told them 30 step routine is a game changer. They were looking at you, at women on the billboards, magazine covers and in the TV shows with perfect skin, perfect eyeshadows, perfect hair and realised they should do the same, they should start as young as they can or it would be too late.

These girls are present when you mock other women for their age. Young women ages 20-30 get bullied for having normal faces. “Oh my god i thought you were 50” at a woman who is clearly in her thirties.

These “helpful tips” how to not get wrinkles which include don’t lift your eyebrows, don’t emote in general, use anti-wrinkle straws, don’t forget to get botox on time.

Red light therapy, sleeping with your mouth sealed, in one position on your back so either side of your face won’t get squished and swollen.

But these little girls are funny, yeah, let’s mock them. Why don’t you mock the promoters of these ideas? Why don’t you mock billion dollar industries? 10-year-olds at Sephora are funny, I wonder if you find the absence of women with real faces on screens as funny

Me having a normal day then remembering that Taylor Swift wrote "the altar is my hips"

"I'm getting tired even for a pheonix, always rising from her ashes, mending all her gashes, you might have just dealt the final blow"

"I can't feel a pulse. My heart won't start anymore for you 'cause you're losing me"

"I gave you all my best me's, my endless empathy, and all I did was bleed as I tried to be the bravest soldier, fighting in only your army frontlines, don't you ignore me. I'm the best thing at this party"

"And I wouldn't marry me either, a pathological people pleaser, who only wanted you to see her"

Female celebrity fans will be like ‘Taylor Swift releases another album??? Clearly she doesn’t give a shit about the carbon emissions from two sets of vinyls and doesn’t care about her fans’ and male celebrity fans will be like ‘no he didn’t rape her and even if he did I don’t care’

Bakugou: Hey nerd

Deku: Yes kacchan?

Bakugou: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, wanna fig-

Deku: Uhm, actually, Kacchan! That's a common misconception! The strongest muscle in the body is the masseter; a muscle in the jaw that is responsible for-

Bakugou:

On the right bank of the Kherson region, 1,335 houses were under water. On the left bank, 7 settlements were partially flooded, Korsunka and Dnipryany were completely flooded, the Regional Military Administration reported. It was already possible to evacuate 1,364 people.

In the photo, residents of the flooded districts of Kherson.

AP Photo/Nina Lyashonok, Evgeniy Maloletka

it was legendary [gunshots] it was momentary [tires screeching] it was unnecessary [explosion][glass shattering] should’ve let it stay buried [sirens][people screaming]