You Know How In The Russian Accent They Replace W With V.

Why is there no fanart of gojo as a skeleton? This is a missed opportunity.

Pansexual people don't come out of the closet we come out of the pantry.

Why is everyone commenting on how I'm a drow?

Candy canes aren't allowed in prison.

They are contraband.

I searched this up.

It's true.

If you don't believe me go search it up for yourself.

Have you ever woken up in a panic thinking that your leg is missing because it fell asleep while you were sleeping and so you just go back and forth between slapping the not missing but numb limb and trying to turn on the light so you can see that you still have a leg.

Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...

Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?

How far does it go?

Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?

Do they not feel pain?

Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.

Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?

Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.

How many people can a kelpie fit on its back? Could you make a kelpie bus? How long can it get? No wait- A kelpie train.

Hey geologists I need a bit of help with my worldbuilding.

So I'm adding dwarves to my setting but not your typical short stubby fleshy dudes. But rather short stubby rocky dudes. There are three types of dwarves upper crust, mid crust, and lower crust. They grow at different levels in the earth's crust and are made out of different rocks depending on what's available at that level. Like if they're closer to the surface they're made out of rocks and gems and such that naturally grow at that level.

Small issue though I have no idea what grows- forms? At those different levels farther or closer to the surface and I also don't know in what amounts. What's rare and what's common? I imagine diamonds don't grow in the same place as amethyst.

If you guys could help me out it would be much appreciated!

P.s. I did try googling it first but I couldn't find anything.

P.p.s. a visual representation like a rock map or something would be nice but is not required.

P.p.p.s. please don't be mean to me I'm not an expert on rocks I don't know exactly what to search for which is why I'm asking for help.

If you light someone on fire is it arson or manslaughter?

The EULA for BG3 is freaking hilarious! They did a great job of making it engaging so I can read all of it. Good job! 👍