Remember When Marina And The Diamonds Said : "I Wish I Wasn't Such A Narcissist

I am:

A line without a hook

Looking for:

A lady

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

And here goes my annual La La Land rewatch

but imagine being in your favorite foreign city, living in a cute, cozy apartment with a lovely view, working at a small bookstore, spending your time at beautiful cofffee shops and libraries, taking long walks, meeting new people that make you feel good, being yourself, finding true love and actually feeling good & fullfilled with your life

I relate to this so hard it hurts

The feeling of having a crush, even if I know it can't be returned, is something special indeed. I'll hold onto these feelings for just a bit longer, even if it means my heart is pricked with thorns.

for all of the men confused about why girls are so attracted to men like keanu reeves and bill hader, let me explain a simple fact for you. it’s because they’re nice. keanu has been out here respecting women since day one of his career, which is sexy. bill hader has managed to have a successful career in comedy without demeaning women or any other minority group and makes it a point to speak up about important issues, also sexy. believe it or not, women like men who don’t treat us like shit lmao.

When Mitski said "I just need someone to kiss give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright"

That hit me right in the stomach

You are a true Ravenclaw if you know the struggles of sneaking to the kitchen at 5 am to have coffee without waking up your parents. It's freaking art!

That FBI guy was so American he thought Vanya was Russian but no Russian in their right mind would call a girl Vanya because it's a boy's name (short for Ivan)

Uther: You show him [Arthur] the most extraordinary loyalty

Merlin: That is my job, sire

Uther: Beyond the line of duty

Merlin: Well, you could say there's a bond between us.

Uther, looking at him knowingly: I'm glad. Look after him

ARTHUR'S FATHER SAID GAY RIGHTS