WE DID IT! WE FUCKING DID IT!
THE CINCINNATI BENGALS ARE GOING TO THE DAMN SUPERBOWL.
YOU BET YOUR ASS I'M GOING TO BE WATCHING THAT GAME WITH A VAT OF BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP AND A BAG OF VEGGIE STRAWS.
I’m a well-off parent (36M). This story is about one of my children (15m), who I will call J for the sake of privacy.
One day J and I got into a particularly bad fight bc I accused him of murder. After this J went to search for his bio mom. However, due to reasons that will remain unspecified, my son died in a terrorist attack.
After finding J’s body, I decided to hunt down and kill my his murder. However by the time I found the man, my friend (34M) stopped me from taking his life.
Should I have gone through with it anyways? Should my son remained unavenged?
Edit: My new son believes I made the right choice.
Edit-Edit: GOOD NEWS: J IS ALIVE
Edit-Edit-Edit: BAD NEWS: HE IS NOT PLEASED WITH MY CHOICE.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: Slit my J’s throat to stop him from killing his murder.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: J’s coming over for brunch!
Okay, but like...
Jason Todd coaching a little league team called the Outlaws.
And trying to keep it from literally everyone he knows.
Because he adores these kids, but he knows he'd catch hell if anyone found out.
Tim finds out first.
Of course he does this is Timothy Drake we're talking about.
Jason expects Tim to use this as blackmail. He's surprised when Tim doesn't. Even more surprised when Tim starts showing up for all their games, and becomes the most enthusiastic fan.
Cass follows Tim to a game one day. Gets as invested in these Baseball playing babies as Tim is.
Everything is all fine and dandy for a while... until Damian discovers the team.
Of course being the little demon he is, he forms a plan to destroy the team. "The team is a distraction to Todd and must be eliminated". So the little shit joins the team without Jason’s knowledge. His plan was was to start rumors and divide the team until it fell apart.
Buuuuut, turns out Damian Wayne likes baseball.
So now we have nearly half the wayne family invested in this team of 13 year old baseball players.
No one really knows how Barbara found out. She just started join Tim and Cass for the games.
Steph and Duke start showing up not long after. Showing up with enough snacks to feed a small nation.
The Wayne family turns out to be very enthusiastic... so much so that it makes headlines...
Annnnnnd that's how Dick Grayson joined the group.
And they thought the others were obnoxious...
This grown ass man shows up with a 6 by 2 foot banner that says "GO OUTLAWS" in giant glittery letters. He bring face paint and T-shirts for all the parents. Really he just gets way too into it.
Jason and Damian are mortified...
When Bruce sees the headlines, he thinks it's adorable. Of course he joins in all the shenanigans, just a little less chaotic.
Alfred just sits back and watches. He knew the whole time. He was the one to suggest Jason coach the team in the first place
Hamato fam is multilingual (canon) and they raised casey multilingual don't fight me on this you will lose
Quick one animatic because it heals me Music: 「 Middle Of The Night 」- Stave remix - 「Amv/Edit 」- || HellFx ||
*GASP*
I found the webtoon...
Best day I've had since I discovered they have a legit Ramen shop at the mall.
Everything about this webtoon is amazing.
Go read it.
No, really.
Do it.
Download Webtoon and find the Batman comic, it's not hard to miss.
Jason: *wailing dramatically in a long victorian dress with a lit candlabra down one of the many dimily lit corridors of the gothic mansion at midnight*
Bruce: *turning on the hall lights* Jason, we’ve already fucking talked about this
Watch it! Stream it! Tell people to watch it! Make a movie night out of it! Do what you’d need to do! Let’s get our boy’s back!
Batfam quotes as real things I've heard
*standing on one foot with an arm in the air*
Tim: doing flirty things
Jason: THAT'S flirty things?
Tim: *deadpan* I can't flirt
I love how everyone has weird nicknames for Tim. Point in case: Timberly
“wow it must suck being the only teen titans member without superpowers”
tim drake, with an unlimited number of memes: “are u kidding”
H-hey. Hey guys. Do you remember that concept about Cityspeaker!Ratchet and Titan!Drift. Would you mayhaps be interested in reading it as a fic? Because I got just the perfect recommendation for you :D
Palm To Palm by Gemma_Inkyboots
I write. And do art but that will likely never be posted. Ask box is open and I’m always willing to chat :)
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