If I Postpone My Oncoming Crisis Enough I Could Avert It With The Fifth Mainia Episode This Week :D

haha what no

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

are you, perchance, telling me my mental illnesses are handicapping me in a society that refuses to recognize them? noooooooo what no wayyyy

HE DIED

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

if i were a medieval peasant i would be so into not being a medieval peasant

i love the

A: "arent you forgetting something??"

B: [hesitantly gives A a forehead kiss in a confused manner]

A: "your fucking [thing]!"

we are BAWLING

nevertheless, we ball

i am so normal i promise

they let you do that for money now

why do we stop wrestling with our friends as we get older. i literally need to wrestle full force with somebody right now that’s so fun why is that not normal when you’re like over 8 years old

sometimes i run off and hide in small corners

my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations