Why Are Sexbots Following Me??? Like Bro, Get Off My Christian Minecraft Server.

I just want to say thank you to Tom Cruise for finding Glen Powell and putting him in TGM. If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have the pleasure to know such a handsome man who has taken over my life in every way possible. So thank you, Tom Cruise!

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

This… I have thoughts about this that agree with this, but maybe another time.

In TG 86 Ice flew the mission right? And who saved the day, Mav… as spare.

While I was in the shower it hit me that Mav knew that he could fly with Bradley (Ice coded) so who would Mav trust to save the day if he needed it? Jake (Mav coded).

SO!!!!!

Bradley was presented as the Ice coded character between the two of them. He’s slow but perfect. Methodical, aloof and arrogantly pulled back. Has friends but keeps the at the distance and butts head WITH Mav over trivial things but also thinks Mav is reckless and dangerous. Bradley also dislikes Jake, or at least has a rivalry with Jake based on the unpredictable nature and recklessness that Jake flies with. Bradley also doesn’t have a problem with calling Jake out on his flying (“you’ll someone to an early grave” which mirrors “yeah I have a problem, you’re dangerous”).

WHERE Jake is presented as the Mav character. Loud, charming, the center of attention. Hated for his talented ALSO!!! Uses songs to convey feelings (throw back to Mav singing to Charlie and Jake playing Slow Ride). Jake also flies like Mav (fast, carefree, leaves his wingmen- Mav even commented on that). Jake also KNOWS that he’s reckless dangerous and wears it like a badge of honor. (“We’ll anyone who follows you will just run out of gas. But that’s just you, ain’t it Rooster?” Mirroring “you’re right, Iceman, I am dangerous”).

Jake flying spare wasn’t saying that Bradley’s the better pilot or even a comparison on their talent, it was a direct reflection OF their talents. Jake can pull off insane flying but he’s unpredictable and thrives in environments where he can improvise and rely on himself. Where Bradley thrives where he has a plan and can be perfect. They’re both insanely talented but in different ways.

So Bradley who is Ice and Goose, the two people Mav knows he flies well with, Mav would pick him as the wingman because Mav can predict that and trust Bradley in the sky like he trusted Ice. BUT!!!! Mav would trust that someone like himself would be able to save the day because he SAVED the day. Which is why he would put Jake in as the last defense. Because Bradley could NEVER fly spare where Jake could NEVER fly wingman because Ice is a wingman and Mav is the savior.

And I think that it’s so cool.

Babe, you know I will! And then You gotta get a hug from baby hummingbird and papi Hangman.

Shark, I miss you my wonderful mistress!!!!’

Awww miss you tooo Birdie! Come get a hug from Mommy Shark and Daddy Mav 🦈💚

Absolutely! Of course! I love meeting new people and making long lasting friendships!

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

Or scream into a pillow. It’s not that bad. At most, you’re probably get YOUR spit on YOUR pillow. Afterwards you can take the case off and throw it in the washer to wash. Good as new. No one gets hurt and no new things to buy.

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

When a Caucasian person gets offended that Columbus Day is changed to Indigenous Peoples day. Then they start posting about how they aren’t indigenous anywhere and what even is indigenous? Excuse me, you would be indigenous to Europe. Stop trying to make this about you and just be happy that you’re alive and well. Stop raining on other peoples’ parade.

Threesome Shark? You, me, and this fine specimen right here?

While all everyone’s talking about is how he’s blonde, I can’t get over the fact that he has wavy hair and it fits him so well. He’s going all natural with those waves and I’m here for it.

he's so blonde 😭⁉️

I’m going to die of happiness.

Who is it?💕