Having A Dick Must Be So Neat, Like Id Put Rhinestones On It And Bedazzle It, A Disco Stick If You Will.

I would cry for some cookies rn honestly

signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile

When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went

Saw this whimsical motherfucker at a Walmart

This was sent to me by a friend in a bathroom, on the fucking ceiling, HOW????WHAT?

Look at these cute fucking Doritos I got I love this so much they are so cute

Great, just fucking vantastic, Jesus is vaping now, are you fucking happy?

My taste in music is immaculate

She just trying to live her best life

this creature is eating soup in my house please make her leave

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff