Beyoncé I'm Sorry For Not Saying Thank You-

Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning

I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn

This was sent to me by a friend in a bathroom, on the fucking ceiling, HOW????WHAT?

I love sentinel prime so much but only for the soul purpose of ✨️💗🌟torturing him in my head💕✨️❤️

Sentinel Prime dying in a glue trap

I hate him 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Help me why is he just like me fr I want to know

You will pry the autistic Starscream headcanon from my cold, dead hands.

Hello kitty girly? Nay, Garfield cunt.

HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone

✨️my dream car✨️💕

My pillow hiding my phone when mom walks in

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff