Okay I'm Officially A Fucking Fossil Now What The Fuck Is A "incredabox Sprunky" And What Does It Mean

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff

I want this on a cake

Shakespeare like poetry but good

BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE

THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE

The best fanart has an "I'm sorry" or "we stray further from God every day" scribbled in the background and that's just a fact

Every time I'm like, I'm not that high I don't even feel anything, then I just stood there spreading a sandwich back and forth for the past 20 minutes

I just want to be happy.

Great, just fucking vantastic, Jesus is vaping now, are you fucking happy?

signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile

I'm still thinking about the dr seuss ride at Universal scariest shit ever 10/10