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comettingmurder

Cometting Murder

he/him, 16 years old, figure out the rest yourself :)

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5 days ago
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comettingmurder
5 days ago

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time


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comettingmurder
6 days ago

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."


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comettingmurder
6 days ago

Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....


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comettingmurder
1 week ago

i will draw a penis on a cybertruck

I Will Draw A Penis On A Cybertruck

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comettingmurder
1 week ago

Earlier today, my 11 year old sister pointed at a crosswalk sign, said, "The crosswalk man understands how I feel." And then said nothing else for all of two hours. Preteens are wild.


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1 week ago

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1 week ago
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1 week ago
comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

My best friend watched Dead Poets Society so many times on YouTube at school that our school has banned that one movie specifically. Some day, I hope to love something with that much passion, he's truly an inspiration to us all


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Today in APUSH, we got to the part about Stonewall. In a very conservative town, our teacher is a lesbian who might probably be ex-military. Suffice to say, no shit was taken and I admire her very much.


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Loved One Got Top Surgery Yesterday So I Made This For Him But I Think Y’all Would Appreciate It Too

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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

I'm never shutting up about the way that the "man-hating" ideology is especially harmful to trans men. From my own experience, and from others, hating men for existing does NOT solve ANY problems of patriarchy or oppression, it just makes things worse for everyone.

hi, um, i dont know if this is something youd know how to deal with at all and feel free to delete this ask if you dont know what to do or please tell me if im being insensitive or anything- but uh im a trans guy, and a lot of my friends just... keep treating me like a woman? like they dont directly misgender me at all, but theyll say stuff like "i hate men" or "dont you wish men didnt exist?" right to my face and im. not sure what to do. it makes me feel really dysphoric and awful, i dont know if im doing something wrong and theyre trying to subtly tell me that or something?? i really dont know what to do, last time i tried to talk about it everyone blew up and got really mad at me and i feel terrified to address anything anymore

well you stop hanging out with those people because they don't like or respect you. jesus.


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Genuinely considering starting a business where I do what I can to repair people's phones for a MUCH cheaper price than the actual companies charge you. I HATE intentional obscurity and the lack of right to repair with a burning passion, and I've been slowly accumulating the proper tools and knowledge to open up phones from 2018 and up and repair any hardware issues I might find. Software is where the idea gets a bit more complicated, but there must be SOMETHING that can be done to keep an older ("older") phone running at a decent capacity (any tips/methods are WELCOME please and thank you) but yeah. Saving for college or else I'd do it for free, but yeah, I think it'd be a good service to provide. I'm an engineering/robotics kid, so I'm familiar enough with tech to do a good job, especially after all the experimental repairs I've done on old phones for friends and family or discarded phones I collected. Any advice is welcome.


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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Listen to Preston people

Listen To Preston People

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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

I love him, he haunts my internet

Anyone else adore le poison Steve?


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2 weeks ago
AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time
AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time

AU in which Link was raised by Ganon & meets Zelda for the first time

I had fun designing emo chunibyo Link! Inspired by TOTK Ganondorf's clothes and gerudo voe outfit - Link here mainly fights with gloom sword (katana style) but it weakens him 💔

He can control gloom to a certain degree but he also... isn't immune to it so he's perpetually gloom damaged rip😂

I want him to lose his memories in a fight and get adopted by the champions, fall in love with Zelda, and defect!! Give me all the cliches!!

EDITED TO ADD:

Ganondorf is not very good in this AU!

He's a demon king in hiding, biding his time for conquest. He snatched up Link as a child & raised him to be a lonely henchman.

Ganon taught him everything Link knows (so he can be useful to Ganon) but Ganon definitely does not have Link's best interest in mind💔

AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time

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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

I cannot keep macaranaing through this


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3 weeks ago

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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

I cannot keep macaranaing through this


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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

OH MY HEART

Baby’s First Steps!

Baby’s first steps!


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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

queerplatonic pandora and xenophilius that's all


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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago
Absurd

absurd


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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

Sometimes experimentation is beautiful but please do not try to stick a knife down your throat all the way to the hilt just to see if you can. 0/10 do NOT recommend


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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

Some needs to do it omg

comettingmurder
3 weeks ago
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