Just To State The Obvious, We're Seeing A Theme Of People Masqueradeing As Barbatos

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY

They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔

That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there

Holy shi-

Happy birthday babygirl wtf save me some 😭😭

Go read the whole chat yourself bbg<3

Is this about Shane Dawson and Steve Harvey????

no more de-aged, hairless and twinkified shane and harvey. Their appeal is being neurodivergent wrinkly dilfs and im RIGHT.

what a terrible and disturbing image, anyways can you shave him as well? I like my men BALD bald iykwim

when your pulls just turn into ravens.. go bald Lucifer

Pride month is pretty gay idk

so I’m trying to finish a headcanon thing- it's kinda turning into a full fanfic and its taking alot of my energy so-

I thought about using a “story generator” to give myself some ~inspiration~ but the story came out SO WEIRD and SO FUNNY to me- so I think it would be a disservice to NOT sharing it with you all~

Enjoy! //or don’t-//

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Story Name: dark the daycare

A Nb Reader X Moon... fanfic?? fluff?? (short story-)

(It's supposed to be a Nb reader story but Nb wasn't an option rip)

(I Named the reader “reader ---” and moon “moon ---”)

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Reader --- had always loved dark The daycare with its pickled, powerful play-structures. It was a place where he felt scared.

He was a creepy, overbearing, water drinker, with tall arms and dark thighs. His friends saw him as a harsh, hollow human. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a ratty toddler. That's the sort of man he was.

Reader walked over to the window and reflected on his colorful surroundings. The dull teased like crying cats.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Moon ---. Moon was an annoyed moon animatronic with short arms and scary thighs.

Reader gulped. He was not prepared for Moon.

As Reader stepped outside and Moon came closer, he could see the ratty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want your life," Moon bellowed, in an impatient tone. He slammed his fist against Reader's chest, with the force of 4875 doves. "I frigging hate you, Reader ---."

Reader looked back, even more scary and still fingering the soft sleep cap. "Moon, leave me alone," he replied.

They looked at each other with sob feelings, like two large, light lizards shivering at a very aggressive work, which had childlike music playing in the background and two adorable uncles fighting to the beat.

Reader regarded Moon's short arms and scary thighs. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Moon.

"Please?" begged Reader with puppy dog eyes.

Moon looked amused, his body blushing like a shiny, selfish security pass.

Then Moon came inside for a nice drink of water.

THE END

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uhh- ya that was fun... w- what was your favorite part of the story? Mine was when uhh Moon apparently drank water

YESSSS!!

YOU. MY ONLY ALLY IN THIS WAR. THIS ONE SIDED WAR. MY ONLY ONE. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG!

THERE IS NOTHING. THIS LAND IS DRY AND BARREN, NO CROP TO BE FOUND

Barbatos and Diavolo have so much potential for literally anything! angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? Hurt no comfort? yes yes to all of them

I have been starving forever... I have so many thoughts

I think there's a disturbing lack of platonic Barbatos x Diavolo fanfic. Liiike...Diavolo grew up basically an orphan and Barbatos kind of adopted him

Diavolo's mom died and his dad flat out semi-abandoned him and Diavolo was left alone. His only friend was Mephistopheles and the term "friend" doesn't feel quite right since he only hung around because of Diavolo's status (I know Mephistopheles family pressured him and all so I don't hate the guy, but his intentions weren't purely out of care for Diavolo, and I know deep down Diavolo knew that and thats why he favors Lucifer)

I need more fanfiction of Diavolo as a kid interacting with his new dad Barbatos

I'm about ready to do it myself >:(

I'm like more than half certain this is the plot to the Welcome Home Arg

i'm a whole 26 hours late but happy new year! 🎆