I Like The Idea Of Barbatos Being A Massive Gossip, Like.

so I’m trying to finish a headcanon thing- it's kinda turning into a full fanfic and its taking alot of my energy so-

I thought about using a “story generator” to give myself some ~inspiration~ but the story came out SO WEIRD and SO FUNNY to me- so I think it would be a disservice to NOT sharing it with you all~

Enjoy! //or don’t-//

__

Story Name: dark the daycare

A Nb Reader X Moon... fanfic?? fluff?? (short story-)

(It's supposed to be a Nb reader story but Nb wasn't an option rip)

(I Named the reader “reader ---” and moon “moon ---”)

___

Reader --- had always loved dark The daycare with its pickled, powerful play-structures. It was a place where he felt scared.

He was a creepy, overbearing, water drinker, with tall arms and dark thighs. His friends saw him as a harsh, hollow human. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a ratty toddler. That's the sort of man he was.

Reader walked over to the window and reflected on his colorful surroundings. The dull teased like crying cats.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Moon ---. Moon was an annoyed moon animatronic with short arms and scary thighs.

Reader gulped. He was not prepared for Moon.

As Reader stepped outside and Moon came closer, he could see the ratty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want your life," Moon bellowed, in an impatient tone. He slammed his fist against Reader's chest, with the force of 4875 doves. "I frigging hate you, Reader ---."

Reader looked back, even more scary and still fingering the soft sleep cap. "Moon, leave me alone," he replied.

They looked at each other with sob feelings, like two large, light lizards shivering at a very aggressive work, which had childlike music playing in the background and two adorable uncles fighting to the beat.

Reader regarded Moon's short arms and scary thighs. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Moon.

"Please?" begged Reader with puppy dog eyes.

Moon looked amused, his body blushing like a shiny, selfish security pass.

Then Moon came inside for a nice drink of water.

THE END

___

uhh- ya that was fun... w- what was your favorite part of the story? Mine was when uhh Moon apparently drank water

A real idiot. That was what Lucifer believed himself to be. Not all the time, but at the moment he might as well be wearing clown makeup and that ridiculous rainbow afro.

“Lucifer, I need to talk to you. It’s about your brothers, I’d like to express my concerns with you so we could work it out.”

The tense memory of Diavolo’s stern voice played again and again in Lucifers thick skull. How could he be so stupid?

“I know you’re trying your best to keep your brothers in line, but so far, it’s almost like… and I regret that I must put this harshly— it’s almost like you’ve done nothing.”

Lucifer cringed. His mind running with regret, stress and anger. He’s finally slipped up— He’d finally commited the act he’s feared the most: Disappooint Diavolo.

The pride demon had been minding his own business, sorting misplaced files in Lord Diavolo’s study, as requested. He always knew that Diavolo was like a ticking time bomb, a man could only have so much patience. He’s tried very hard to keep his brothers in check, yes, but it looks like he’s run out of time. Fire only reaches you quicker if you don’t move.

Lucifer felt as if he was going insane. Every time he laid eyes on one of his younger brothers he wanted to claw them into bits because of their treaterous misbehavior, but at the same time he just wanted to grab them by the wrist and run far, far away.

He couldn’t do that though.

He debated whether to tell them about it so that they see the sour fruitage of their foul actions… At the same time, they’d probably say something snarky towards him, not taking it seriously.

They never took anything seriously, really.

Wether it be each others feeling or even schoolwork. They never really… cared.

“Your brothers don’t understand that there is a time and place for some things, and I kind of… need you to drill it into their heads.”

“I’ve been trying to do that but they won’t—“ Lucifer slightly raised his voice.

“Lucifer.” Diavolo’s voice was steady, and collected. A calm but assertive call that made the avatar of pride shut his lips.

“Your brothers came over a week ago to come and clean as you ordered them to for punishment. Which, yes, fair enough. However, they were intsructed to be quiet, since a noble family was coming over on that same day.”

Lucifer swallowed nervously. He knew this story.

“I think you could guess that they didn’t follow any instruction.” Diavolo’s voice suddenly shifted. It became dark, and his gaze more piercing. He was getting angry.

“They even went as far as to tear the very large—“ Lucifer braced himself for what he was about to hear. ”Very expensive—“ Lucifer felt like he was about to cry. ”—and very rare painting of my father in the treasure room.”

“That crosses every line.” Lucifer nodded. His brothers didn’t tell him this part of the story. “I won’t hold you accountable for it, though. I’ll give you some more time to figure out your family problems. If you fail, however.”

“I’m going to have to… condition your brothers myself.” The larger demons voice was terrifying. Lucifer almost felt the need to drop down to his knees in pain. Diavolo was not even trying to make it sound nice anymore.

Those were the last words that Diavolo spat before turning on his heel towards the door. Barbatos was supposedly waiting outside. due to Lucifer’s recollection of hearing the butlers vouce before his senses blanked out.

His heart was violently beating against his ribs.

He wanted to die, right then and there.

He feared his own, and the safety of his family.

He needed to do something, and fast.

Lord Diavolo’s use of the word conditioning was nothing to take light-heartedly.

The avatar of pride finally admits something he thought he’d never;

He was scared.

Yoo

If you’re still into Hamilton please reblog!

Diavolo's plan seems hugely dependant on all three races as a whole being individually under one definitive ruler, (Michael, The Demon King) with this being undoubtedly and obviously false for humans I really just have to wonder if he even truly understands that fact.

He knows compared to demons and angels there are a small amount of humans, but does he account for how widespread and disconnected from each other we are?

Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY

They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔

That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there

Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT

Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???

Happy New Year!

I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so

I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')

"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal 🤨

But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)

Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!

The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-

Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?

Lucifer:

Mc:

Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?

Mc, sobbing: Answer the question