I've Silently Decided That Whb Lucifer Cant Read From The Moment I Heard He Doesn't Have A Signature

I've silently decided that Whb Lucifer cant read from the moment I heard he doesn't have a signature btw

I also decided that most angels also cant read, I just think that, One it would be so fucking funny. Two- it would fit with the whole unhinged heaven subversion If the demons could read but the angels cant.

And Three.

The one that I use to justify myself-

Why would angels need to know how to read anyways? god use to give them all their instructions and if worse gets to worse who's to say he couldn't repeat himself? and they barely had/have free will so when would they have the time? Plus would god even allow them to learn? it seems pointless.

as far as I'm concerned Michel, Gabriel and Raphael and Lucifer are illiterate with a severe case of dyslexia no matter what the text say.

Tags

what in hell is bad whb mc whb michael whb lucifer whb headcanons whb angels whb thoughts whb raphael it's better this way whb gabriel whb theory

More Posts from Cooler-ian and Others

cooler-ian

5 years ago

sun rise

Tags

my art digital art furry owo part simplistic very simple background is the best

2 notes View Post

cooler-ian

1 year ago

Warrior cats headcannon: all the cats speaking sounds like real cat meowing but main characters speaking sounds like a person saying the word meow, even like, the villain cats

Tags

warrior cats firestar uh fireheart not obey me i haven't read the books this with rusty specifically is funny to me wtf is his name actually

6 notes View Post

cooler-ian

5 months ago

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.

Tags

obey me rarepair obey me headcanons obey me mammon i'm in your walls obey me shall we date obey me imagines obey me barbatos om mammon shall we date mammon obey me memes barbatos supremacy Mammoney Sorry I've been gone swd barbatos mammon x barbatos Is it rare..? barbatos x Mammon

75 notes View Post

cooler-ian

1 year ago

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

Tags

furry

4 notes View Post

cooler-ian

2 years ago

Ahshhddhhdhddhdudydy yk?

Tags

mood ik

6 notes View Post

cooler-ian

4 months ago

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

Tags

obey me obey me nightbringer obey me headcanons obey me mammon obey me leviathan i'm in your walls fuck it we ball Ship names obey me satan obey me asmodeus obey me barbatos obey me diavolo lucifer obey me lol. lmao even obey me memes obey me ships barbatos supremacy Applys to all ship names Hate the name not the ship Read in the tune of that one Hamilton lyric “Hate the sin not the sinner 🎶” obey me dialuci I'll just tag everyone Asmosol obey me solodeus Diasim Fucking DIASIM Mephiteen Is good too

42 notes View Post

cooler-ian

6 years ago

Yoo

If you’re still into Hamilton please reblog!

1K notes View Post

cooler-ian

1 year ago

I'm like more than half certain this is the plot to the Welcome Home Arg

Tags

Spotify wally darling welcome home welcome home arg welcome home wally am i a man or am i a muppet welcome home clown illustrations welcome home theory welcome home meme wh arg welcome home shitpost

9 notes View Post

cooler-ian

1 year ago

It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨

Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao

(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)

Tags

obey me barbatos obey me diavolo barbie trend diavolo om the barbie movie barbie trailer shall we date? obey me! diavolo is a paradox diavolo fanart im the prison gaurd they're gonna be just fine~ royaltea obey me barbie diabarb

135 notes View Post

cooler-ian

2 years ago

When I say I want Luigi to be "permanently consentually kidnapped" by Bowser I mean I want Bowser to just break into his home one day, pick his ass up and just walk away, and no one in the surrounding area to question it

Tags

luigi bowser mario movie ship headcanons bowser x luigi bowigi gay ship mario headcanons not obey me bowugi letting my thoughts out

207 notes View Post

End of content

No more pages to load