*Continues pressing every button* “WHAT ARE THESE ALIEN CONTROLS. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! EQUATIONS... CONSPIRACY!!!!”
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
It's funny to me because the brown one pushing the other one off is the female and the one falling is the Male. I'm pretty sure she just rejected his date.
Bart and his doggy Bark
Just wanted to give the flashfam a dog since bats n supers have theirs. Barks a fat lil corgi Bart adopted :-0 whole fam plays with her tho cause cmon little corgi baby. Maybe I’ll draw Bark with Barry, Wally, Wally, thad, n co at some point
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK i WANNA ADOPT THE BART PROSTHETIC LEG HEADCANON REAL QUICK
Y a l l, do you REALLY THINK that a gun shot wound of THIS CALIBER^ THAT C L O S E
Would have A N Y salvagable parts left of his knee??? LIke Speedsters heal fast but they don't grow back L I M B S. It shows the doctors doing surgrey and everything but in my mind it's like "WHAT KNEE, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT"
Do you KnOw how powerful that gun is?? I mean- you may not but IT'S PRETTY HECKIN STRONG
Listen. 100%, if Bart did get a prosthetic leg, like hell he's telling his team. This is Bart "I'm gonna bottle up all my emotions and then one day I'll die" Allen we're talking about. He's probably scared to tell anyone in case they think it'll cause problems and kick him off the team or something. Plus, he loves being pampered but he hates pity.
Note for the DC fandom: Bart isn’t Wally’s protége (or Barry’s, for that matter). He always worked with Max Mercury, or Jay Garrick, if Max is unavailable.
I see this happen a lot in YJ98 fanart, where the Core 4 is shown with their mentors, and it bugs me. Barry was kinda dead during the 90’s, and Wally really only worked with Bart when the situation called for it, they didn’t hang out much (neither are mature enough to deal with each other for extended periods of time).
Smaller gripe, but Kon also didn’t spend a ton of time with Clark. That’s mostly because Superman has this long track record of accidentally being a terrible father. It’s more of a gripe than anything, as Kon usually trained under Psimon or the Guardian (as he doesn’t really have Kryptonian powers, just tactile telekinesis).
It has occurred to me that my Instagram is probably the one place on the internet with the most gathered photos of Bart Allen. 373 posts, all of Bart, mostly his comic form but also fanart all credited- I swear I’m not obsessed, I just really love his character.
Six Fanarts!
New headcanon that Jason and Bart flirt with each other over coms like how Derek and Garcia from criminal minds talk over the phone.
Bart: You’ve reached the line of ‘saving your souls’. How can I help you today.
Jason: Hey, Angel, need you to track (random specific stuff) for me.
Bart: Do I get a reward if I do, hot stuff?
Better yet would be the absolute mortification of everyone else on the line and they would find it so funny.
Jason: You’re on speaker so behave.
Bart: or what? You’ll spank me?
Tim, bashing his forehead into the batdesk:
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Jason, looking Bart up and down: ‘Afternoon, gorgeous.
Bart: I have pretty eyes or beautiful thighs, only pick one to stare at at a time.
Dick: … I- I’ll just leave you two be.
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Jason: Imp, angel, tell me something I wanna hear.
Bart: you’re a statuesque God chiselled of beefy marble.
Jason: … something I don’t know.
Damian, slowly unsheathing his katana and plotting murder: Tell us about the case, you abomination.
H e c k . R i c h a r d s t a n d s f o r s o m e t h i n g e l s e ... nextisyourvirginity ...
Gavin: Are you stealing from me again?
Nines: No….
Gavin: First my heart.
Nines: …
Gavin: Then my hoodies.
Nines: …
Gavin: What next? My surname?
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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