Someone Make Me A Fantasy Novel Protagonist Because Then At Least Most Of My Problems Would Be Stabable

Someone make me a fantasy novel protagonist because then at least most of my problems would be stabable

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5 months ago

I see cool ninjago fanart -> i look closer -> its hermitcraft fanart

I see cool hermitcraft fanart-> i look closer-> its ninjago fanart

I see cool ninjago fanart -> i look closer -> its a fandom i don’t recognize

Repeat indefinitely


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4 weeks ago

The animation in dragons rising is genuinely so good and its the best ninjago has ever looked but man

They still haven’t figured out how to make lego tears not look extremely goofy


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1 month ago

What do you MEAN its already 8:30???? That means it’s basically 9:00 which means its basically 10:00 which means it will be midnight soon which means im going to miss my bedtime again?!!!


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3 weeks ago
A simple cartoon-style comic. On the left is a simple character with a transgender pin on his front. He is smiling and saying "yeah, so I just started on T." On the right is a drawing of Jesus from the Bible, who is staring off into the distance and saying "T..." Jesus's beard, sash, and the trans pin are colored brown, red, and the trans colors respectively while the rest of the comic is black line art on a plain white background.
A cartoon style drawing of Jesus from the Bible. He is staring with a look of some horror into the middle distance and saying "I was on T once..." The "T" is written in lowercase and resembles a cross. Behind Jesus is a realistic photograph of Jesus on the cross, silhouetted against sunlight and clouds. In this drawing Jesus is cast into shadow and light, making it somewhat more detailed than the previous panel.

jesus no


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4 months ago

Cattle guard? What are they guarding?


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3 months ago

I keep my armies… in my sleevies! *thousands of rats armed with medieval weaponry and dressed in rat sized plate mail begin pouring out of my sleeves*


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1 month ago
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I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of a homunculus

I Am Proud To Announce That I Am Now The Owner Of A Homunculus

I have named it Tiptoe


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6 months ago

me thinking about evil Jay saying he hates Nya: well at least he didn't sell his marriage to the devil in controversial comic one more day


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3 weeks ago

People say “be yourself” unless of course yourself is different from their exact perception of what you should be


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