*something Bad Happens To Me*

being born and suddenly having responsibilities is a lot

👏everyone👏 always 👏forgets 👏coran 👏and 👏that 👏is 👏not 👏okay👏

you come into my house, you

treat me with respect (the way i treat you), and we both enjoy each other’s company and value each other’s friendship

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

goodbye sleep

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

“are you okay” no, next question

Gay culture is using your “straight voice” around new people

BUB’s trying to crawl through your screen to sit on your lap.