Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

lmao

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Happy Springfest!!! 🩵🌸🌸🌸

torn between the competing desires to be polyamorous and not-at-all-amorous

They're coming

The orcs

Dude every fun thing in my town is either not there or is not as cool as I probably was in the 90s. I don't want to rot in bed all day with the only other option being staying in my house to have fun. I wish I could skate, but the roads haven't been repaved in ages (or ever), and we don't have a rink or a nice skate park.

"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.

What do I and the corn from thanksgiving dinner have in common??

Being on the back burner of ppl minds. 😁😁😁😁😁

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I CAN NOW LEGALLY RENT A HOTEL ROOM