God Yes.

bling

February 30 2005 3/30/05

I think I want to do it.

I want to destroy my soul.

Immuntiy from demonics and curses does sound really cool.

My contact has let me know that this journey will take me quite far.

I would have to leave all family behind.

And because of how illegal this is, i'll basically have to fake my death.

He's told me to try limiting how much I wright online until we get going.

Fortunately this is a diary.

Yes.

They should take a cue from Discworld and give him a cameo in every Shrek movie from now on every time someone dies. 

But it's June...

My son Thor in his socks!

Nah, I'd just gaslight the hell out of them like: "no I was there. I promise I was. We hung out for a couple hours. You got wasted and we talked about our plan to go bowling next month. I can't believe you don't remember."

Yeah. That'll show 'em.

Saving this for later.