Family Discussions-
Me (shows up to my best friends house) : oh no ones here
(proceeds to eat all of their bananas and cleans their kitchen)
An hour later
Best friend: hey I’m back! You didn’t have to clean!
Me: I know I don’t have to do anything! I do what I want!!!
Best friend (walks to the dinning room)
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Best friend: Did you eat all the bananas ?!?!?
Me: I told you I do what I want!!!!
Writing Prompt
Imagine elves don’t know what sunburns are?
Bard, red itchy and peeling skin off: Ow!
Thranduil: Wtf Bard? A-a-are you molting?!!!
Bard: What no?? I just have a sunburn.
Thranduil: The sun... burns you....
Thranduil remembering elves are essentially stars and that he’s touched Bard before: oh no
Which villain would do this??? I love it it tho!!! Imagine the drama !!!
prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...
Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"
Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"
And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT
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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"
billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."
villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"
billy: "Does heroism count?"
villain: "....No."
the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.
I totally miss read cell as in cellphone and made myself sad like imagine wade phone magically dies every time he does. Logan, ness, Peter anyone trying to call him and just… no answer no chatter oh god it been minutes and he’s not picking up! What if he wakes up lost ? Or in a ditch he can’t get out of?
Literally them being freaked every time he doesn’t reply right away
I'm glad we all agree that Logan finds Wade so fucking hot no matter how much Wade hates his looks, but I cannot tell you how much more it is than just attraction.
For Wade, his scars remind him of what was done to him. His scars are a painful memory of the evil he has gone through. Every time he looks in the mirror he sees the man he used to be, he sees his old life and he sees how he was treated. He cannot love himself because he carries his pain on his skin, visible for everyone who crosses paths with Wade; visible for him.
For Logan, Wade's scars are like lines on a treasure map; each one telling you where to go next, where to find what you're looking for, each one telling him that this - Wade - is his treasure. Logan sees himself in Wade's scars, Logan can't fathom how Wade can find himself unattractive because not only do those scars remind him that he is still alive, they remind Logan that Wade gets it. Wade understands him and Wade will never ever use it against him.
It reminds Logan how Wade is the one who finally pulled Logan out of the hell he was living in; because Wade knew. Wade knew what it was like and even if his motives were different at first, he still knew he couldn't let another person live their life with the hurt that he had. He couldn't watch Logan throw himself away, because he knew what it was like.
Not intentionally but hey commit to the bit!!! Also knowledge from any past time traveling!
Jason: I just crashed the batplane
Danny: ahh yes I remember the wright brothers what an ungrateful pair calling me a witch like that in public
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Damian: I don’t know what historial thing i should write about for my school essay
Danny: let me tell you about the Salem witch trials
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Tim ‘talking about the court of owls’
Danny: oh that’s nice dear I remember when I was young and joined a cult too!
Batfam: internal screams!!!
Danny was enjoying himself. His new haunt was suprisingly spacious and came with lots of charges who needed protection and care.
The old butler guy, Alfred, seemed to at least have an idea of what was going on. He had been making extra food lately and leaving it out for Danny to eat in a secluded area. Danny always made sure to turn the plate invisible and sneak it back to his hidden passage panic room before he started eating.
In return, Danny made sure to do lots of chores around the manor. Intangibility and wind manipulation made dusting super easy if you knew how to use it right.
Danny also took his job as a guardian spirit seriously. He overheard the bats fighting about not wanting to be coddled on patrol and decided it was best to let them handle themselves outside of the manor. Danny himself hated when people stuck thier noses into his business.
Jazz had screwed him over countless times with her good intentions.
But the manor was different. This was his new haunt after his old one kicked him out. This family had invited him in whether they knew it or not. Also, since the Fentons and GIW don't exist in this world, they'd have a hell of a time kicking him out.
It's best not to let it come to that. So Danny had to make these people love him the way Amity Park never did.
The Wayne's however are rather dense. You would think them being the worlds greatest detectives would mean something, but they kept silently blaming each other for things happening around the manor until they couldn't.
A book being put away when they were done with it or their messes being cleaned up when they came back into a room could be easily explained by how many people lived there. The family entering the dining room, discussing what they were going to order for dinner since Alfred was gone for a week only to find a full meal waiting for them on the diner table? They couldn't brush that off.
None of them could cook.
I can’t stop laughing
For this AU, I suppose we’d have to pretend that Ra’s al Ghul isn’t hundreds of years old, but rather thousands. So pretend for that this specific post he is.
Billy got a call from Nightwing. The man said he’d meant to call for Batman but had instead fumbled and called him instead for help. Cap still came to see if they needed anything. See, it turned out that Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin were all patrolling when one of them found Lazarus Pit. So, now all four of them, now with the added Captain Marvel, were all standing around the Pit watching the green liquid.
Marvel: “Geez it’s been a long while since I’ve seen a Lazarus pit.”
Red Robin: “You know what these are?”
Marvel: “Yeah, I had a friend who used them to stay young.”
Robin!Damian: “The only people who use them for that purpose of the League of Assassins.”
Marvel: “Oh? You know about the League of Assassins, Robin five?”
Robin!Damian: “Robin five…?” *looks him up and down before shaking his head* “I was apart of them.”
Marvel: “Wait, really?”
Robin!Damian: “Yes?”
Marvel: “Wow… Y’know, I haven’t heard that name in so long, and think I get to meet a real life member again. You’re sort of young, but I do remember Ra’s mentioning taking in orphans.”
Robin!Damian: “You say that like you knew my grandfather.”
Marvel: “Ra’s is your grandpa?” *looks him up and down* “I don’t really see the resemblance.”
Robin!Damian: “I’ve been told I look more like my father.”
*silence*
Nightwing: “Uh, Cheese? How do you know about the League of Assassins? Let alone Ra’s al Ghul. I would’ve thought something like this was a little too… gritty for you.”
Marvel: “What’s that mean?”
Red Hood: “He means you’re like a ball of sunshine, and that people like you don’t really associate with stuff like assassins. You normally fight mad scientists or witches or whatever.”
Marvel: “Uh… Red Hood? Your name is Red Hood right?”
Red Hood: *nods head*
Marvel: “I fight against monsters, mind control, and Nazis on an almost daily basis. This isn’t really above me.” *looks back to Nightwing* “Anyways, you asked how I knew him, right?”
Nightwing: *nods head*
Marvel: “Well, you see, a long time ago we used to be best buds!” *all smiley*
*another silence*
Nightwing: “What…?”
Red Robin: “You were best buds with the head of a- sorry, the organization of assassins.”
Marvel: “Yeah! Me and Ra’s go away back. Like thousands upon thousands of years back. I was actually apart of the original LoA if you think about it.
Robin!Damian: “So you and grandfather were comrades?”
Marvel: “Guess so. But we stopped talking ever since I died.”
Red Hood: “Huh…?”
Marvel: “I die, I revive as a new person, and then I remember who I was before, if that makes sense. That’s happened multiple times.” *trying to be as vague about the Champion of Magic stuff as possible*
Red Robin: “So you reincarnate?”
Marvel: “Something like that. It’s not really reincarnation because it’s not my soul that gets reincarnated, it’s mostly just my memories. I become a completely different person.” *looks to Damian* “That’s probably why when your grandpa and I met again, he was a little upset that I wasn’t the me he knew before.”
Robin!Damian: “You’ve both met again?”
Marvel: “We’ve met multiple times over the years. He’s still a little salty whenever he sees me, but I think it’s gone down a little bit.”
*silence*
Nightwing: “I’m still confused though! How do you just become besties with the Demon’s Head?”
Marvel: “Well, he wasn’t always the Demon’s Head, Robin one. He used to be a healer.”
Robin!Damian: “Grandfather was a healer?”
Marvel: “Yeah, he understood germ theory before literally anyone else. You know that right? He was a brilliant man, really. Anyways, when I was just a normal kid before I got my memories, we became friends. Then, when I got my powers and memories back, me and the tribe helped him take over the city.”
Red Hood: “What city?”
Marvel: “You know, the city. The one that Ra’s and his tribe took over after a king sentenced him to killing his own wife, even though the prince of that city actually killed wife.” *said all of that in one breath*
Robin!Damian: “I have a grandmother?”
Marvel: “Yup! I have no idea who your parent is though because when she died, I don’t recall them having any children.”
Red Robin: “I love how you’re dropping all of this lore like it’s nothing.”
Marvel: “Fun fact, after taking over the city, that’s when he started calling himself the Demon’s Head I think.”
Marvel continued to drop multiple lore bombs about Ra’s after that. Meanwhile, Ra’s is minding his own business somewhere else.
Ra’s al Ghul: *pauses whatever he was doing* “Something just happened…”
Family Discussions-
Me finally sleeping after days of insomnia. My cute dog cuddling on top of me.
Alarm goes off.
The both of us: devisated and crying.
Anyway how’s your day going?
Writing Prompt
Elves don’t get headaches- but Elrond is half man so...
The elves in Rivendell walking on eggshells whenever Elrond complains that his head hurts.
Lindir babying Elrond whenever he has a bad headache. Cutting his food, organizing his paperwork, making sure everyone keeps quite, playing soothing songs Ect.
Elrond secretly loves it.
Well where is it?!??!!!! Where is the story?!!!!!
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