Emily: I Always Thought "happiness" Started With An "h". So Why Does Mine Start With "u"?

Emily: Time for plan G.

JJ: Don't you mean plan B?

Emily: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.

Spencer: What about plan D?

Emily: Plan D was that separate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Rossi: What about plan E?

Emily: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Derek: I like plan E.

JJ: How high are you?

Emily: Nooo, JJ. It’s “hi, how are you?”

Emily: Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

JJ: [Glares at her]

Emily: See?

Derek: You need a hobby.

Emily: I have a hobby.

Derek: Creating fake scenarios in your head of you and JJ isn't a hobby.

Emily: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job.

Emily: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go. JJ: Emily... Those are wanted posters.

Emily: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend it.

Derek: Let's prep you for your date tomorrow with JJ. It's at 7pm. What time do you arrive?

Emily: Seven A.M. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I have to kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

Derek: You're ready.

Emily: Really?

Derek: No. Everything you just said was insane, but we're out of time.

JJ: I feel like doing something stupid.

Emily: I’m stupid! Do me!

Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Emily: I’m a knife

JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon

Penelope: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

JJ: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Spencer: Drunk.

Derek: Wasted.

Emily: Dead.