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i was messing around, thought this looked cool.

the guide doesn't make sense

fuck it we ball. chaos crochet

got a beginners crochet kit for free

gonna try it

saw smth abt how eow Zelda is Aurora, but eow link is not Hyrule

and I had thoughts, so

smth happens w echo, and shes put into that stasis.

Rift continues on, unable to focus on waking her cause the world is kinda falling apart rn, yk? and he tries, he does! but he can't devote himself to it.

anyways, chain meets Rift. then Echo.

there's no recognition beyond maybe a faint bell ring for hyrule.

when echo awakes as Aurora and sees a younger Hyrule, she realises. she says nothing.

when Aurora meets the chain, she knows. she says nothing.

when Aurora meets Rift... she says nothing, but her eyes and the way she hugs him... he understands.

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also, here have some picrews i made to try and visualize rift

(みーとめーかー2, よっこら (改), MY DOLL MAKER)

just rewatched Knights & Magic. i wanna cosplay Horacio so bad. look at him! he so fancy!

... wait is his name even Horacio? the wiki says Oratio. i dont trust that. Crunchyroll says Horatio. i slightly trust that. so its kinda both i guess.

expansion time✨️

they're twins named Timothy and Jackson ;)

code names Fallen and Angel

Tim got the Angel name first, then gave Jackson Fallen. He loved it. they're a lil duo <3.

when they got involved with the bats, Angel made Fallen somethin to meet up with them in. it's still a casual street look, but it's made with all the fancy reinforced materials vigilantes have.

and then Fallen was like 'we a duo. you gotta have an outfit too.' so now Angel has a uniform aswell. (Fallen has blue, Angel has red)

so like idk, the riddler kidnaps Fallen and is like '>:3 if you don't solve my puzzles, he'll die!'

and Angel rolls in with a Starbucks and a death glare. 'mmmmmm, no. its Wednesday. i dont got the energy for your shit'

Riddler: omg Angel hi! I'm so sorry abt this. didn't know you were allied with the bats now. my bad. here's the keys. I'll leave. sorry.

Angel, still glaring(its actually just his neutral face): it's probably temporary. that's actually Fallen, yknow, my feild guy.

Riddler, getting in his car: aah, I see, sorry abt all this, again. I just saw him hanging around the bats and assumed he was one of theirs. didn't know yall got uniforms. I'll spread the word, have a good day.

Nightwing, who was gearing up to go save Fallen: wait wha- huh? how?

Fallen, who slipped his restraints and is now parkouring around & over various thing in the way: ✨️networking✨️

(fic mentioned is 1-800-GOTHAM | picrew used is MY DOLL MAKER)

hear me out. combine Angel au with Tim Twins au.

...and the reason the bats never meet angel in person is cause he has some mobility issues.

like maybe he uses a wheelchair and/or needs braces or a cane or smth. or maybe it's like some disease that makes him unable to do strenuous activities, like pots.

idk man, it's 1 am, i brain barf first, research later.

but then they(bats + Jackson) get themselves in trouble and watch whichever-evil-bitch-is-responsable get intimidated by some kid that can't even stand properly.

like, it's joker vs Some Guy, and joker is NOT Winning. (prob not gonna go as far as joker tho)

and then Jackson is all 'this is Angel ^-^'

angel: hi. ...bye

jackson: isn't he neat? the skrungly.

and half the batfam is like 'wait they're the same age??? and probably twins??? Angel isn't some weird father figure???'

the other half of batfam: no wait, it makes sense now. i can see the whole "raised eachother" thing better having seen that. the voice changer was prob just fucking with us.

... haven't read the fic in a while so uhh mc'scuse me for inaccuracies.

"Heads up!" a voice yelled, causing all eight of them to look up towards the cloaked figure in a tree. An arrow embedded itself between a bokoblin's eyes, effectively killing it. The mysterious hylian then jumped down, landing on another bokoblin, crushing it, and immediately moved to engulf a moblin in flames. In less than a minute, the remaining monsters were all dead. 

This was the first hylian they'd seen since arriving in this desolate Hyrule.

"Y’all good? No injuries?" Closer up they could see a freckled nose and a small grin, but the shadow of the cloak’s hood covered the strangers eyes. 

"Other than a few bruises and scrapes, nope." Time answered for the group.

"Neat. Have some chunks- just in case." the stranger said, tossing a bag over to him. "Crush them in your hand and sprinkle it over injuries. Or just eat 'em. Whichever is easier." Having said that, he turned and left to pluck his arrow from the bokoblin.

"Hey wait, what's your name? Where's the nearest town? We haven't seen anyone for ages!" Wind rushed to get it all out before the stranger could leave. He turned around, putting the arrow back in his quiver. 

"The name's Fay. And I think the nearest town is about two days to the south."

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Link, who goes by Fay nowadays, would very much like to go home, re-bandage his leg, and go to sleep. Alas, sleep is unavailable, as he needs to stop the deaths of some odd travelers who somehow have no clue where they are. Isn't it common sense to only go on these types of roads if you’re well prepared and know what you're doing? Apparently not. 

He finally shook them off after giving directions to the nearest town and heading in the opposite direction. Or so he thought…

Three days later, he came across another monster camp. That wasn’t unusual. The monsters were a bit tougher and had black blood. That was unusual. Fay defeated them all the same with a sword, fire, and some lightning. 

Which was when the odd group showed up. Again. 

"Hello again! I thought you went a different direction than us." the white-caped one spoke up. 

"You weren't following us, were you?" the blue-scarved one asked with narrowed eyes. 

Fay flicked the black blood off his sword before sheathing it. It seemed to catch the attention of quite a few. "I was, but now I'm here. I’m a traveler.”

The one with a wolf’s pelt blinked, processing that, then glanced at the one with one eye. “We went to the village, but they wouldn't let us in. Something about eyes?”

Fay shrugged, “It happens. People are often spread thin on resources and wary of newcomers. The eyes of Ganon are everywhere after all.”

Before any of them could reply he tilted his head, starting to feel a strange tug on his magic. A dark purple and black portal opened beneath their feet, slurping them all up.

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Chunks/ කෑලි (kǣli): crystalized fairy dust. It has a similar Mohs to chalk. The fairies don't have to leave their fountains spending days in a bottle, and hylians don't have to spare precious resources. "Why can't you just eat the chunks? Isn't that the obviously easier option?" you may ask. Well, if you eat the chunk, the effect will be equally spread about. The chunk doesn't know what the fuck you want it to do. if you crush and sprinkle it over an injury, the effects will be stronger and targeted to that one area.

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The brain rot wouldn't leave, so I wrote somethin. Credit to my sister who beta read. <3 I write once in a green moon. Today was a green moon.

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Paimon and traveler. One hell of a duo.

Paimon, my beloved. <3