Some Inspired By Mine And @universalrainbow Dms About Their Fanfic!

No one not a soul :

Izuku walking past bakugo whispering : I'm gonna rip your hands off.

Bakugo :... WHAT THE FUCK NERD?

Izuku acting all innocent : huh? I didn't say anything are you okay kachan?

Bakugo slightly scared : NO WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!

izuku : nothing? Are you okay did you hit your head too hard during training?

No one says anything for a good few seconds before izuku smiles everyone thinks it's his normal smile but to bakugo its his "no one will ever believe you bitch" smile

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

Class 1a watching a horror movie :OMFG HOLY SHIT

Izuku deadpan :eh I could have killer her better then that smh

Class 1a looking at him scared as fuck : im sorry what?

Izuku looking at them : oh common it was armature at best he could have dragged it along more atleaset.

Aizawa :....problem child.

Izuku looking at him :what up?

Aizawa : therapy 12pm tomorrow.

Izuku :WHAT WHY

Aizawa :BECAUSE

izuku storming off to his dorm :UGH YOUR THE WORST DAD

hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!

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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.

Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now

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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?

Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Izuku : How petty can you get?

Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest

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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?

Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.

Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-

Izuku : It’s vinegar.

Aizawa: …What?

Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.

Aizawa :... Why

Izuku : slurp.

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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .

Izuku : I hate myself.

Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too

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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat

Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?

Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.

Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.

Problemchild :... Touché

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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Aizawa: Tea.

Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.

Aizawa :even better pass that shit here

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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

a little something inspired by my dad coming home drunk as shit from his work night out but as aizawa and izuku!

(also hello I'm not dead)

aizawa drunk as fuck coming home at midnight: hellos family.

izuku : omg your drunk?!

aizawa: no I'm dad.

izuku :... that isn't what I meant?

aizawa : what are you saying.

izuku :... how much did you drink??

aizawa : yellow. *passes out*

izuku :... this answers nothing.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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No one :

Izuku cracking his knuckles during class : hm

All of class 1-a and aizawa snapping their heads to him instantly : DEK- PROBL-

izuku looking around : wow. Wow seriously.

Class 1-a : sorry... Its just.... Its you we can never be safe

Aizawa : i wouldn't put it past you to break your hand during class too.

Izuku deadpan sighing : I hate this fucking class.

Class 1-a :GASP. MIDORIYA! LANGUAGE!

Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts

Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?

Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.

Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?

Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.

Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?

Izuku: starts crying

(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)

(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)

aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?

Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?

izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!

aizawa : WHAT???

Izuku : one of the ghosts!

aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.

one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!

aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!

izuku still crying : that was them!

aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????

izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!

aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?

izuku :... 7 and a half...

aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?

izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!

aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.

one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us

aizawa : Oh.

No one :

Izuku : I will become friends with everyone. That's a threat.

Everyone at UA :... Alright buddy!