Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not

Secret life ep 5 memes because why not

Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not
Secret Life Ep 5 Memes Because Why Not

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1 year ago

shoutout to cathy, tireless mother of four, pillar of the PTA, and returning contestant

1 year ago

vote Jimmy

A photo of c!Jimmy Solidarity, versus a photo of Bojack Horseman.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

"he’s had to die first in all the life series. by chance, oddly enough. but just imagine how sad that is. you’re always the first one to die. you can’t live out a happy long life with your teammates, you don’t get to feel the adrenaline that everyone is saying they feel when they kill somebody and knock them out of the game. and he always listens."
"He is cursed to die first The gods hate him and his malewife tendencies"
"Cursed by the narrative, dies first every time in the hunger games, pathetic wet cat of a man. Fandom assigned canary in the coal mine"
"he dies first every time like a pathetic cat. every single time he's like "oh i wont be out first" and then he is. he's either mourned or mocked, depending on how well he got along with his allies. Always the butt of the joke. He typically indirectly causes the downfall of his allies, and is specifically hated by god-like beings running the games he's forced into. They ensure that he dies first, referred to as the Canary Curse- since, once he stops singing (dies), the game goes downhill and the gateway is opened for everyone else to die their final deaths. A canary, always trapped in different walls, never able to escape and never able to survive. Always bringing someone down with him. also hes weirdly fruity like wtf bro"
"silly canary in the coal mine silly little guy cmon hes just a little guy"
"look i don't watch jimmy but this bitch so tragic the fandom literally made him a canary (harbinger of doom) just because he always dies first."
"Doomed by the narrative pathetic wet bag. (evo) First, hated by god-like beings called the watchers- (trafficlife smp) he was then struck with the Canary Curse, wherein he dies first - when he stops singing - and opens the floodgates for every other final death. In the first season, he accidentally got married, and died tragically- leaving his husband to mourn him during a war. In the second season, he was killed by his former allies, though in all fairness as he was trying to kill them. (he was pathetic all throughout the second season be real) In the third season, he died rather tragically- bringing his soulmate down with him in an all-too avoidable death. In the fourth season, he died unexpectedly- with everyone around him trying to keep him alive, all he had to do was get a kill to maybe grasp at more time. Instead, he fell- all the way down, nothing to save him- while his closest allies watched him. Worth noting how many of his deaths, in every series, are accounted towards falling- a Canary who cannot fly, has wings yet cannot save himself while falling to his demise, leaving mourning and death. (empires s1) And now, he is a little cod- with a long-lost sister and a potential courtship. Remembering, reuniting, proposal- the happier parts. War, death, destruction- of course it comes next. An explosion, an apocalypse, a rapture- his partner is dead, his sister has forgotten, his empire destroyed- and off the little cod goes, leaving behind all that was taken from him. (emp s2) And now he's a Sheriff, corrupt and cocky- a god turns him into a toy and now he is mocked. And also flirted with a lot. He finds his old sheriff, and as everyone finds their ending- he cannot stay in his beloved town, as it has been taken over by Fae. Having to leave, once again- traveling somewhere unknown, the happiest end for him and all- is one with him dethroned."
"The Canary Curse, every season he dies first, over and over again an endless loop of being the first to go"

BOJACK HORSEMAN:

"He’s the fault of his own problems so like if he doesn’t count he doesn’t count but he actively makes his life worse and worse despite wishing he were a better person"

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1 month ago
ewoo - Whoop-De-Doo
1 year ago

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

Word Of The Day: “woowoo”
3 years ago
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)
(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)

(the snake is called clementine, respect her)

thats the last of my inktober art dump! if anyone has prompts, requests, lil aus that i could draw i will have shockingly little to do the next few days (weeks) so id love to hear them! happy halloween tumblr users

part 1

part 2

1 year ago
God The Absolute Pain This Brings Me Sometimes

god the absolute pain this brings me sometimes

1 year ago

Okay so I saw this post by @borkwolf, read the fic and it broke my heart, so have this little out-of-context bit of art I made for it ♡

Also go read it here and give the author kudos on ao3 and their tumblr @ewoo

Okay So I Saw This Post By @borkwolf, Read The Fic And It Broke My Heart, So Have This Little Out-of-context
3 years ago

Dream SMP time travel fix it but the looper (probably Karl) just gets so frustrated at failing so often that for one loop he makes it his mission to make George show up to things, somehow, this is all they had needed to do.


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3 years ago

Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware


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