I Mean I Just Made Fanart One Time And He Was Cool With Me

she mocks my cock

petition to explode anyone who says kocmoc like "cockmock" and thinks it's funny

criteria

saying kocmoc with the russian pronunciation: no explode

saying kocmoc with the english pronunciation: no explode

saying kocmoc like "cockmock" but in genuine unawareness: no explode

saying kocmoc like "cockmock" despite awareness of the correct pronunciation, but DOESN'T find it funny: no explode but why not just say it properly atp lmao

saying kocmoc like "cockmock" and thinks it's funny / solely because it's funny: 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

Also props to my discord buddies for helping me come up with some stuff for this stupid alt history thing of mine! @thesoupiestman came up with the South American Union and my buddy Storm presented ideas about America annexing the Principality of Sealand

This entire thing came to me in a dream and I am currently working on detailing all the events

'imperialist america au' is crazy considering america IS imperialist, lol

but what if it was more

'imperialist america au' is crazy considering america IS imperialist, lol

but what if it was more

“LAND OF THE FREE”

freaky as hell (they hate each other)

we are so BACK!!! Okay lore time:

Washington DC is of the only states who’s still loyal to America, much like the original 13 colonies (minus Georgia, who is influenced by Florida to try and secede). Those of us working on Pax Americana together decided that DC is the closest to America, and doesn’t have much of a relationship to any other state, aside from maybe Virginia and Maryland. DC is also close to Sealand, since both aren’t exactly recognized- Sealand as a country, and DC as a state. Either way, America seems to be one of the only people who will recognize them both. Which gives them an opening to manipulate both Sealand and DC-

And of course, DC is incredibly overworked, I wish only the best for them

i finished their design and i will be indeed writing them...

mornings

come eat up pax americana fans

All designs for country humans made by @fadinglight3443 ofc

this is probably the worst thing ever

they fucking colonized the communists

@tubulars-stuff is responsible for the flag, @spade-box convinced me to doodle a design

I love my friends. Every day I have to tell myself that British USSR isn’t real and they can’t hurt me.

I want to punch Soviet in his stupid face (lovingly)

Twitter meme time

do you

no I don’t sorry….