Ikaris: Are We Filtring Or Are We Fighting?

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.

Nabu: What's wrong?

Layla:Nothing.

Nabu:You're lying.

Layla:Why you need to know so bad?

Nabu: So I can cheer you up.

Layla:It's not your job to cheer me up.

Nabu:Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

Layla:Well then you're fired.

Nabu: You cant fire me. I’m your boo.

Kingo*signing*: Come, on Makkari, I know you and Druig have a weird thing.

Makkari*pissed signing*: That's not true, he's my friend, like you.

Kingo*signing*:Ok, what do bees make?

Makkari*signing confused*: Honey?

*Druig going to hug Makkari from behind*

Druig*signing while hugging her*: What do you need beautiful?

LET’S DO THIS AGAIN. ASK YOU GUYS☺️

I would love guys if you sent a ship and number! (It can be anonymous)

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

2.Who wakes the other with kisses?

3.Who usually has nightmares?

4.Who ask out who in the first date?

5.Who would enter them both in a talent show?

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

7.How do they flirt with one another?

8.How many children do they want?

9.What does the other when on feels sad?

10.Are they a supper sappy couple?

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

12. Who carrys the other to bed?

13.How do they hype up?

14.What song reminds them of the other?

15.What small quircks do they love from the other?

16.How they act in public?

17.How do they help eachoters fears?

18.How do they make blush eachoter? 

(please i want questions!)

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Stella: I mean I rather die hot, than live ugly. So if this is going to take 10 years of my LIFE I Don’t care.

Riven:What the fuck is wrong with my shirt now?

Stella: It’s ugly, I miss when you used to where tops.

Riven: Bitch.

Stella:Asshole.

Riven:Please don’t take me shopping.

Stella:Oh its happening, you can go around the world with ugly clothes. People will notice.

Riven: Do you think they would notice the crazy lady that is with me, if I scream?

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt?

Musa: Im waiting someone.

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Riven slinding his arm into Musa’s waist: No actually, because I was there to catch her.

- Musa during her pregnancy-

Riven: * chilling doing his own things*

Musa: Rot in hell crap face!

Riven: *gasps*

Musa: Also I love you and treasure you, and you bore me!

Riven: God, you’re been so mean.

Riven *kind of into it*: Do it more.

Musa: I hope you die *winking at him*

Riven:*turned on*

Musa: Bye *while she leaves with an inocent smile*

absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.