Finally Got The Good Omens Book And The First Mtp Book :D

the greatest love story ever told

should I tell my parents that my nail has ripped off? part of it anyway

shipping remus or sirius with anyone else but each other feels genuinely unnatural... and don't say "what about this one?" or "but this is an exception!" because i will disagree with you every time.

Barty: Oi Potter! I have a brilliant plan. James: By all means, Crouch, go ahead. Barty: So you know how Regulus is your boyfriend? James: I think I'm aware, yeah. Barty: So um, I have permission to kiss you. James: Er-what? Barty: I want to kiss you. James: Why? Barty: To fuck with Reg. James: You are NOT fucking Reg- Barty: Not like that! Salazar! *Grabs James' face and kisses him* Barty: YOU OWE ME 100 GALLEONS EVAN!! AND A TATTOO ON YOU WITH MY NAME!! James: *Staring at Reg dumfounded* Regulus and Evan: *Glaring daggers at James*

hope ur doing all right <33 🫂

who out here stroking it! and by 'it' i mean the knife on my wrist.

domestic fluff guys

Pandora, pointing: are you SURE you want that one?

James: *trying to eat two burgers at once because Sirius dared him to and choking to death*

Regulus, sighing with barely-contained lust: Yes. I want that one.

Forget therapy. Have you ever relied on fanfiction about dead gay wizards from the 70s to process your own issues, only to come out sadder and more broken? That’s the real coping mechanism.