Look, I’ve known Jake forever. Our friendship is little-boy-holding-little-girl’s-hand.
“Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.”
AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’
She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.
Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
I'm trying to prove something.
I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.
What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????
Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them.
Come on, I fucking dare you.
Name them!
imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug
Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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