Hi 👋, My Name Is Mohammad, And I’m Reaching Out In A Moment Of Desperate Need. I’m A Father Of

I just remembered my girlfriend calls intelligent heavy “Big Bro Joe” and CBS “Teeth man” and I have been sitting here cackling about it for like 30 minutes help

You guys I’m so much pain, I’m have a literal category 5, red alert, emergency evacuation public safety alert, Human Resources alert, worst stomach issues and I’m fighting for my life In here in the bathroom. Sweating, crying, shaking, twerking, dancing, puking, and groaning. 

I would like to say I was in the middle of a breakdown I’m sorry you guys

Important speech from the Whitehouse, (Real) (not fake)

Since TK vs DW vs CBS is somewhat trending after 9 years I would like to say that in hopes that maybe if we all come together as a dying fandom that maybe just maybe, we can bring it back and not for our happiness, but for the sake of all mankind and those poor,poor, edgy goth kids that need 2 priest serial killers for moral support. I have just spoke to the White House about and they said it would be pretty rad if we had a episode 5 and if the world is old enough to see it, a episode 6. May our prayers go the loss of all of those that have stopped to continue the journey of this small community of tf2 freaks. May our hearts go those returning home from those other fandoms. May we as a community seek pride as a independent and industry of mannkind. Thank you and goodnight worldwide.

I wanna make a transfomers discord server so bad, mainly so I can be apart of the community more and have transformer friends 🤒

FINISHED THE PREDACONS THESE GUYS WERE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE TO DO!!! Silly bugs and beef cake crab I love them all so much!

Tarantulas looks like a crazy grandpa omg lol

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

yaoi break

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

So you all remember that fanfic I was making of cakehole piss and Medizard?

Would you all be mad at me if I made a scene where their kissing, like *cough* *cough* making out *cough* *cough*? Like hands on grabbing each other doing just boy things?

Happy pride month! Decided to show a old art piece that I wasn’t proud of but oh well, it’s gay! Remember to love yourself and keep going!💗