—woke Up All Sweaty Hating The World Phone On 6 % With Headache And Dry Throat. Save Me Please

—shhh shh, he doesn't need to know I'm around!!

—what are you, a sorcerer? A monkey?

I'm a semi first grade Jujutsu sorcerer. Who's asking?

—yeah, i guess I wasn't that excited about destroying the world earlier. THO IM IMPRESSED AND PROUD OF YOU NOODLE!!! What do u think abt taking over the universe together?

Gasp

Has my favorite chaos causer returned?

—OMG NOODLE!!! HELLOOOOO

i don't get asks anymore so this acc got quite offline

Your situationship (gojo) requested me to tell you that he wants you to message him, doesn’t seem happy

—huh why??

don’t be scared me and penny will protect you :3

if you’re lucky she’ll climb onto you and make biscuits on your stomache, but if not I can also just help you relax

—🪴🫶

—pls the weird thing is still there do i call satoru to hollow purple it?? Also, i want tha cat just like i want you by my side right now, darlin...

hey

—yo, satoru. Long time no see :3

—good to know. I'm not coming back anyways, there's no benefits.

—hello kento, how are you doing lately?

I’m alright, Geto-san.

Are you still running that ridiculous cult of yours?

You are SO gay for satoru. And you’re an emo boy (it’s a good thing dw)

—hes basically my first best friend, my first love, my first boyfriend. Mental issues isn't being emo.

WAIT NO WAY I'm making a gojo cat plush 😭🫶 (ive pushed that one aside too.. its with all my other wips)

— 🪷

—ur going to give me the cat gojo plush or ill take it myself.

oooh you have a new pfp 😮 its very pretty :3

— 🪷

—not as pretty as you, darlin'.

hallo can i be 💢 anon?

—oh of course sweets!