My Brothers Aren't Interested In My Ideas Please Tell Me Someone Is

the moons been letting me dream lately and now I'm asking her to let me have a nightmare >:]

Me:Have you listened to beetlejuice he musical yet? Fucking slaps. The whole being dead thing! The whole being dead thing. 'There's no destiny or fate just a terrifying wait filled with people that you hate' is such a funny line. Blah blah blah Have you see he behind the scenes stuff? Alex Brightman is a chaotic god. Blah blah blah Betelgeuse is such a bastard crackhead man. Blah blah blah

My friends(hearing this for the 5th time this hour so only half paying attention):dope my guy, we know.

The person I'm actually talking to who made the mistake of sitting next to me:

Me, unfazed and still talking: blah blah blah blah Lydia, Lydia is a goddess blah blah Adam. The cartoon is amazing have you see it? Blah blah I've see the movie 50 times blah blah, ....

i hate them

@ocelottajokes :3

what's

this?

LAST POST IN LIKES?!

simp

"Professional Glue Eater"

more like "Professional Bob Velseb Simp"

@sleepysheadache

It’s over. Goodbye, Adventure Time.

You thought we wouldn’t be here in a time like this?!

(flirting) i could be your loser boyfriend. you ever fucking thought about that??

the enormity of my desire disgusts me