Today In Class We Were Watching A Historical Drama And There Was A Cut Away To A Garden Filled With Bees

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

I can’t stop thinking about this fic I reread it 3 times in the past week it is crippling me so you should 100% read it pleasepleasepleaseplease

I need you to stop whatever the fuck you're doing and read this

It is going to change your fucking life btw and you're welcome

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

i was born in the right era, i love dying my hair and listening to will wood and being a faggot

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

whats uyor fucjing problem

You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.

Think before you speak.

I see you tagged this post with Leroy Jethro Gibbs…that man is the opposite of bitchless (both in my head and in canon)

Watch ur mouth…

leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun