YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

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Only way to get his attention these days

Currently pissed at all my friends (you (probably) know who you are) because it wasn’t until I met them that I actually understood what missing a person was.

Genuinely can’t wait to see y’all this summer 🫶🫶🫶

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

“People laying awake at night are either in love or BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

Bro what if I’m laying awake at night reading old men yaoi and thinking about the fact that I am in fact NOT asexual and actually just wish I had a dick????

WHAT THEN????

I am s o tired of trying to scroll past this stupid Hyundai advertisement because I see it every four posts and every time it tries to open a new tab in my safari so when I try to google the most efficient way to get my dog to stfu I am instead confronted with 27 tabs of the same Korean ad campaign

L EAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier

Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better

hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips

source: trust me bro

Ugh I think about trans house and Wilson so much

okok but trans house, forgot his t-shot and is very moody and know one knows why then they say a patient has a hormone imbalance and he’s like oh shit (i do this all the time to myself 🙄) but like everyone trying to figure out what’s wrong with him and maybe they don’t know he’s trans and goes to wilson to see if he can help out

THIS IS SO REAL. I feel like House would forget a LOT. Maybe he's too busy with a case, or just literally forgetting to remind himself so he goes a few days without it

He starts getting annoyed easily, or just snapping more often and the fellows are like .... Um? Yeah he can be a jerk sometimes but not for no reason !?

At first, one by one the fellows go to Wilson and kinda dance around the topic like "Yeah is there something going on? Is he OK?" And Wilson's just like "How am I supposed to know???" But the more of them come into his office with the same complaint, he's like Oh.... wait...........

So he shows up to House's office and House is there sitting at his desk and rubbing his temples like "What do you want??? I'm busy." And Wilson kinda just stares at him like,,,

"Did you forget your T shot again?" AND HOUSE LOOKS UP AT HIM AND HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD. WAIT.

I feel like Wilson usually ends up reminding him, bonus points if he's trans too and when he takes his shot he goes to House like "before you forget!!!"

(I want to write an actual fic for this so bad if you couldn't tell.)

Mad asf bc I managed to dislocate my jaw and I didn’t do anything cool like get into a fight or suck dick I just slept weird :(

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course