Fic Recs Of The Week:

a dark matter fanart I did a while ago :))) I did plan on cleaning it up and rendering it a bit more but never got around to it so imma just post it as it is lol :P

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fic: Dark Matter by mysterycyclone

*Tim facing literally any problem*

Tim: "y'know, what if I just like, died rn"

(no but literally)

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fic: If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

which of the hq duos would fake date and why + would they be convincing

I dont think any of my usual duos would have a reason or inclination to fake date based on canon so I'll have to make up some scenarios to make a few answers

i think Tsukkiyama would fake date with the express purpose of pulling a "gotcha" on Hinata and/or Kageyama. like this is something theyre on the same page about - maybe Hinata is joking about none of them being cool enough to get a girlfriend and girls wont like them if they dont stop being so aloof and mean and Tsukki is just like "wow homophobic much? Im literally dating Yamaguchi" and hinata immediately panics and is like "WAIT WHAT NO I DIDNT KNOW THAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN-" and Yamaguchi is just shaking his head in the background like "come on hinata dont assume things" and Hinata is just "NO I DIDNT-" anyway they'd pull this off flawlessly and everyone would believe them and then like 6 months later Hinata would be like "so when did you and yamaguchi get together?" And Tsukishima would have no memory of this and go "uh?????????????????? What now????" And Hinata would say something insane like "im not asking to judge you im not homophobic i just am curious" and Tsukishima wouldnt have any idea why he's being cornered by hinata right now about being gay

i think mattsun and makki would fake date to throw off Iwa and Oikawa but they'd be way too over dramatic about it and nobody would believe them but theyd use it to mock and torment their friends. The kissing was weirdly realistic though they didnt have to do that.

i think daichi and suga might try for like an april fools prank or something similar where theyd be like "hahaha this is going to be so funny everyones going to be so shocked" and then literally nobody is shocked at all and everyone believes them immediately and then theyre just two dudes holding hands in the club room and eventually daichi says something like "is nobody gonna notice that we're holding hands what the hell" and without missing a beat Tanaka is like "is that not how you normally walk together?" And theyre both just like... NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? anyway everyone would believe them but thats mostly because they were sort of already believing it before they even tried

i also think Tendou and Ushijima wouldnt necessarily fake date intentionally, but I think Tendou would tell people they are as a joke, and sort of be like "haha yeah thats my boyfriend youre talking about so be nice!!" Sort of as a bit where nobody believes him and hes not trying to convince them, just making fun of the fact that theyre really close friends. and then one day Goshiki wonders if Tendou isnt actually joking (would be just like him) and calls to Ushijima "Hey Ushiwaka are you Tendou's boyfriend?" And Ushijima would be super casual about it and reply something like: "What? Oh, yes." And everyone in the locker room starts freaking out because is Ushijima just making the same friend joke Tendou was, did he misunderstand boyfriend as Boy Friend, or is he actually dating Tendou and considers himself his boyfriend???? Tendou himself has no idea. they are so effective at fake dating that Tendou isnt even sure if it's fake or not.

if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!

finished character sheet of my oc makki!

when I tell you this drawing took me 16 hours to finish- so fun (/s) and totally didn't face plant into my bed when I was finally done😭

that chapter was so funny omg I need more beefy Felicia shenanigans😂😂😂 also AHHH YOUR ART STYLE AS ALWAYS IS *CHEFS KISS*

A huge Fel for Chapter 5 of Missing From the Photographs by @emmacortana, quite literally called Felicia Hardy is BUILT. Peter is a very lucky boyfriend.

Instead of having Peter here, I was going to make a separate drawing with all of their reactions. Tim and Duke would be clutching each other in disbelief, their jaws on the floor, Steph would be giving an encouraging double thumbs up with a shark-tooth smile, and Peter would just be smiling with his arms crossed. He never doubted her. She's so awesome. He is so lucky.

(also @gummieturtle this is totally your fault bc of the rec video you made about ch 10, I went through and re-read some chapters and now we have this. WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBILITY

assorted kuroken fanfic recs!!

The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders

Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words

Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.

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can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)

Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words

Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.

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How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)

Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words

Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?

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Personal time difference by void_player

Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words

Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.

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does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess

Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words

Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?

my spidersona redback with mcu Peter Parker :D I was really proud of how the background and lighting turned out, I rlly wanna do more art of my spidersona in scenes with other characters like this one

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.

fic recs of the week:

Bury Me Face Down by historical_allusions

Batfam, Complete, 8 Chapters, 42,303 Words

Every time Jason dies he wakes up back in his coffin again.

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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by iizukuus

MHA, Complete, 6 Chapters, 42,428 Words

Todoroki gets hit with a quirk that makes it impossible for him to sleep, his classmates have to watch his hold on reality crumble as each day goes by.

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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,394 Words

Dick time/dimension travels and gets dropped into an early days justice league meeting, of course he decides to mess with them while he's there.

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Boyfriend vs. Boy(space)friend and How Kuroo Tetsurou Apparently Can't Tell the Difference by LavendarSilver10

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 14,751 Words

Kenma has tried to confess to Kuroo dozens of times, unluckily for him, Kuroo is denser than a fucking brick and doesn't take his confessions seriously.

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Useless by coldandhotsoba

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,134 Words

Shinsou gets mugged after getting locked out of his foster home for missing curfew.