I Wonder Which Spider-Man Would Be The Best Therapist-

Eepy kibby (๑>◡<๑)

Atmospheric zen video of my cat trying not to fall asleep sitting up next to a window while it rains. Keeping this one to relax me on stressful days

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

I’m unsure exactly how to help, so I’m just spreading the word as suggested.

The American government is still giving explosives and weaponry to the terrorists killing civilians, destroying homes, forcing people to leave behind pets and children, etc.

There are many protests and petitions going around in hopes of stopping the constant flow of destructive weapons, we can only hope that these people can get to safety before they’re killed.

ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR- GUYS PLS YOURE GONNA MAKE MY OLD ASS PHONE EXPLODE 😭😭😭😭

I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:

Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.

The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”

And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like

“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰

So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”

and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”

And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:

“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”

I HAVE MADE AI POISON

All of these images are very high resolution (the more jumbled pixels the more the ai gets confused) ranging from 3500x3500 - 5000 pixels,

I’ll add more later, but for now here’s these.

They’re in png format, but I think JPG will work too if tumblr doesn’t let you have it as a PNG. Use them for whatever art of yours you like, just put it on and decide on opacity. You could even make a repeating pattern if you’d like, I don’t really care.

I made all of these on IBIS paint, I’ll put an alt to explain how I made each image

Feel free to RB to spread this and/or add your own AI poison for artists to use.

IVE SEEN THIS IN SO MANY INCORRECT QUOTE THINGS, IVE STUMBLED UPON THE SOURCE!

I have basically no body fat, and what I do have is for some reason concentrated on my glutes and thighs (IT SHOULD BE ON MY ABDOMEN, BC THERES SUPPOSED TO BE A LAYER OF FAT COVERING YOUR ORGANS)

I look like a stick and weigh a LOT more than people think I would.

Me having an absurd amount of muscle mass is only thing keeping me from looking like a starving Victorian orphan who fell down the old and uncleaned well in the middle of winter.

(Oddly specific I know- that’s what made me make this Tumblr post)

I just found out my mom is pregnant (18 weeks)

Being told that is really weird when you know a lot about the birds and the bees

One of my first responses was standing up, pointing to my mom and her bf, and yelling “YOU GUYS FUCKED-“

I hope I don’t relate to those “middle child gets neglected” memes, bc that already happened when I was younger and would put over a decade of therapy down the drain.

“Is this kid gonna be traumatized like you and your older sister-“ NO. OVER. MY. DEAD. BODY.

I will make sure this kid has the BEST CHILDHOOD POSSIBLE.

Just watched the Hatsune Miku movie in theaters, it was the most formative experience of my life. People in the theater were commenting and bantering with each other (me included). After it was over and people stood up, there was a Miku cosplayer who everyone was like “YEAAH” to, and someone had a Miku plushie and the experience was super wholesome and awesome. Thank You, to Miku and all the other people in the theater, for one of the most amazing and influential moments of my life.

I was cutting onions for dinner

It was all going well, and I thought:

“Oh hey, the onions aren’t waging war on my eyes”

I was a fool to believe the onions had granted me mercy, because just as I thought that, the onions decided to strike