Debate is weird. We switch sides everyother round and there is no correct answer. As long as you have better evidence or reasoning, you can win. In my last meet, (it was virtual) the judge for that round had her camera on and I saw a child running around in the background. So, I used most of my last speech leaning heavily on how if the judge chooses the other side's plan of action, our children will die. It worked and I won. The other people on the debate team are now a little bit more scared of me. I don't regret my actions. I hate children.
Advanced ELA class is weird. Some days, everyone is having an argument over how would one best over throw the government, other days we are yelling at Dylan because he's hyperventilating while looking at photos of milk.
You know the only good part of having braces is that my orthodontist gave me my teeth molds.
"You know the thing when someone asks "Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven?", people should just reply "No but I broke my ankle walking up from hell"."
Conversation with my friend recently
It's been a long year, mr. principal. Some people cope by reading or drawing, I cope by calling Atticus Finch a dilf in my To Kill A Mockingbird essay.
So, who do I have to high five?
When you are the chaotic one in the friendship.
rando person (aka any of my friends):"Why do you read so many fanfictions with abusive and unhealthy relationships? Read about healthy ones please."
Bruh, if I want to see a healthy relationship, I go downstairs and watch my parents.
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free