My Life Has Chewed Me Enough That You Can Call Me Bolus

My fav yurixvic moments BCOZ Y NOT

Not including the engagement bullshit bcoz WHAT THE FUCK... sry

so I read this meme (can't find it now) where a person asks would u choose 70million dollars or 70million friends and another person replied ‘the fuck am i gonna do with 70million friends'

and i always thought that person was stupid, coz obviously i'll open a youtube channel nd earn easy moniiiiiiiiiiii

so like truth is d hero nd lies are d side characters right?

Khalil Gibran

Now that you're back, let's fuck thru some Johnlock✨✨

i miss you @johnlocky @dmeanie @barrybclout

Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

you ever see a child grow up to be just like you and think damn this one has to cease to exist now?

me too

It feels like it has always been this way but it is also strange to walk without holding your hand.

If it was nothing, then why does it feel so heavy?

Suddenly everyone seems unwelcoming and only you have all the answers.

I feel more lost with every passing second and I try to push it away with someone else.

Maybe I overdo it hence all this looks unappealing.

But, in the end, whatever you left behind

Became my everything.

Well, yeah.

Walton: * patiently listens to Frankenstein's account of his supposed monster *

Frankenstein: * eagerly expects a response *

Walton: ...

Ye dumb?

Frankenstein: ...what?

Walton: You could have just presented him with a dog or a cat or any kind of pet of his choosing and avoided all that!

Frankenstein: ...oh ye.