Prompt #9

Prompt #84

You are not a hero or a vigilante or something like that. However, you stopped a villain by pure chance.

Said villain now views you as their archenemy and they are constantly trying to make you fight them...

Prompt #88

The villain doesn’t like it, but to save their own life they have to do the unthinkable:

They have to ask the hero for help.

Prompt #32

Person A: *Reveals secret identity as a vigilante*

Person B: „I knew it!“

Person A: „What? How?“

Person B: „Because you are a horrible liar. I mean, every time you are injured, you have this unbelievable explanation. Like that time you broke your arm and you said you were attacked by a goose? Or the ‚I walked against a street-lamp‘ thing - you used that excuse three times! Or when you said, that you slipped on a banana peel. That only happens in movies.“

Person A: „...Actually I was telling you the truth most of the times. Except the second time I said, I walked into a street-lamp. I actually saved the world that time and got punched in the face by my archenemy.“

Prompt #81

When the hero finds out, that the supervillain is just a teenager and an orphan, they adopt the villain.

The villain is not happy about this (but maybe one day they will be).

Prompt #3:

You live in the world where you recognize your soulmate because the moment you see them, your vision goes from black and white to colorful.

Well this system sucks. Why? Because you‘re blind.

Prompt #59

When the antichrist, the devil’s child, is born, the devil feels something, they haven’t felt in a very long time: love.

So instead of starting the apocalypse (like they are supposed to do), the devil takes their kid to earth, where they live a happy (albeit not really normal) life.

If only the angels would stop trying to fight them...

Prompt #43

When you left home and went to college your allergy started to akt up. Which was weird, because you are only allergic to dogs and there are no animals allowed in the student dorm.

Now you find out why: your roommate is a werewolf. You probably should distance yourself from said roommate. It would be the reasonable thing to do. And your allergy is really unpleasant.

However, you never said, that you were clever and you do like your roommate...

Prompt #93

Living a normal life with a boring desk job when literally your whole family (mother, father, siblings and even your spouse) are supervillains is not that easy...

Prompt #63

A: „You can’t team up with C!“

B: „Why not? C is totally harmless.“

A: „They tried to kill you. Twice.“

B: „Yeah, but that has been months ago. It’s history. They won’t harm me now, right C?“

C: ...

A: ...

B: „Alright, C, let’s go!“

Prompt #46

„What are they doing?“

„Fighting, obviously. I mean, they are archenemies and the villain is trying to destroy this city.“

„Yeah, I get that. But why are they exchanging parenting tips?“

„I think, they just both like talking while fighting. And apparently their kids are roughly the same age.“

„Okay, weird...“