”and Then They Woke Up And Realised None Of It Was Real” Is The Most Pathetic Way To End A Story

”and then they woke up and realised none of it was real” is the most pathetic way to end a story ever. If I find a worse one, I’ll inform y’all.

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I love this, I want this to be true

I like to imagine that Sam Vimes, instead of dying properly, instead got minor godhood. All watchmen at some point thank him for his actions, his actions a ripple across the Disc. There's precedent in the Duchess of Borogravia, and in his arc. He keeps getting promotions, and hates each one. What higher status could he be unwillingly raised to than divinity, eternally watching the watchman?

Anyways, that's just a headcanon i've got


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This just happened to me today… again

Except that it wasn’t even a lyric, it was just a vibe

jane-of-almost-all-trades - …master of none, better than master of one (I hope)

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SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

Damn, that’s so me

i like to think that i'm someone who has a fairly good working knowledge of lord of the rings and assorted texts but then i encounter people on here who casually use the quenya name of characters from the silmarillion and then i'm like oh no i am a little baby still learning to read compared to all you full grown tolkien professors


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people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

— Theatre

— Rainbows

— Cool scientific experiments

— Butterflies

— Bees

— Tricks and illusions

— Photography

— Musical instruments

— Corvids

— Artistic makeup

— Dogs

— Friendship

"magic doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."

-Dreams

-Shooting stars

-music

-stories

-poetry

-Salmon runs

-waterfalls

-house cats

-Aurora borealis

-oil paintings


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Walking or running up and down the hillside makes me feel alive in such a special, unique way that nothing else can give


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It’s back again, help me😭

oh, the irresistible feminine urge to read six totally different books at the same time

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…master of none, better than master of one (I hope)

she/her || I’m a writer, I swear || and a huge fangirl || also a language learner and a nerd in general and a lot of other things

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