God Knew I’d Be Too Powerful If I Had Clear Skin And Was Skinny

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

light pollution? no it seems pretty heavy i think :/

HELP ME HE LOOKS SO SAD

DONT CALL HIM FREAKY

HES SO SAD

REBLOG TO SUPPORT HIM

REBLOG TO CHEER HIM UP

HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS

beep boop!

*throws this at you and runs*

invasive stoat

oh fuck my biodiversity

Artemisia Gentileschi

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

not the lavender soap

“If you were to ask me what Throne of Glass is about…

I’d say it’s about the epic journey of a teenage assassin in a corrupt kingdom.

But if you were to ask me on a deeper level, I’d say…

It’s about how small acts of kindness can change the outcome of the world.

Money to a barmaid, waiting an extra minute to shoot, a warning in a competition, a cloak in a cold dungeon, a message on a wall, sharing your lavender soap.”