Hey @flunkett Look At The Lil Babs!

pissing each other off as foreplay

This is probably one of the calmest times they've seen either of the Buggy's

M!buggy: *has been over zooted and practically on another plane of existence for the past three hours*

M!luffy: I think I messed up on the amount of weed that was supposed to be in that batch

D!luffy: I think you killed him...

D!buggy: *somewhere nearby, laying face down and groaning after eating more than half of the pan of unattended brownies*

@actuallycassidyiambusy

all I do is post shitposts and imma keep on it for a while till I get back to making actual art or writing my fics new parts should be out tonight for them btw

[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]

Vanoss: So, who should we call?

panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.

panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident

nogla: Got it.

[Later]

Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet

tyler: are you in love with evan?

brian: *sweats*... no.

tyler: then why do you draw ‘b+e’ in hearts everywhere you go?

brian: it stands for bitterness and emptiness

vanoss: So uh, how did this happen?

panda, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.

evan: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.

grizzy: Good idea.

evan: [leaves]

grizzy, to the rest of the bbs: evan is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up

panda: Let me see what you have

vanoss: A knife!!

panda: No!!!

tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?